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Galley Gossip: Hottest trend on the airplane since the mile high club
Checking your watch for the umpteenth time, you sigh, because you're on the airplane waiting in line to use the bathroom and you've been waiting in line for a very long time. What's strange is you're next to go and have been for some time now. What the heck is going on in there?
You probably don't want to know. What you do know is the passenger who went in there ten minutes ago can't be doing that, at least not with another person, because they went in there alone. Then again some people join the mile high club while others prefer the solo aviators division.
"Excuse me, Miss," you say, and when you say this you're looking at me, and because I see you standing in front of a lavatory door that is occupied, I already know what you're going to say before you even say it and I'm really, really, wishing you didn't have to involve me.
"Whoever's in there has been in there a very long time," you tell me.
I nod, trying my best to look concerned, and while I'm nodding I'm praying the person who has been in the lavatory for a very long time will finally walk out. Please walk out! When they don't walk out, I say, "Sometimes it takes some people a little longer than others." Because it does. I mean it took me two years to even use the thing. For real.
"Can you at least knock on the door to make sure they're alright?"
I take a deep breath, wondering why you can't knock on the door yourself, because we both know you don't really care whether or not they're alright in there and I'm not the one who needs to use the loo, but I go ahead and do it anyway - knock knock, knocking my knuckles against the hard, cold door, and that's when I hear a powerful flush.
I smile and state the obvious, "They should be out in a second."
Suddenly the door swings opens and the passenger walks out. As the passenger passes you by, you think to yourself, surely they weren't doing that, because they just don't look like the type to do that - at least not on an airplane. So you play it safe, holding your breath as you walk inside, locking the door behind you. Hoping for the best, you finally exhale, and strangely there is no odor. You can't believe it. Grabbing a paper towel, you wonder just what that passenger was doing in the bathroom for all that time.
Well I think I know. I've even got the photos to prove it. While working on my last Galley Gossip post about trusting fear (on and off the airplane), I needed to find a photograph of the lavatory to go along with it, so I logged onto Flickr.com and typed the words LAVATORY AIRPLANE and BATHROOM AIRPLANE into the search bar. I could not believe what popped up. In fact, I've already told everyone I know all about what I found. I had to tell someone!
So let me be the first to tell you that something very strange and disturbing, yet quite intriguing, is going on behind that locked lavatory door. Passengers, and I'm talking all kinds of passengers, are photographing themselves in the bathroom. What I want to know is how long has this been going on? And why didn't anyone ever tell me? You'd think I would have seen all those cameras going into the bathroom! Oh you better believe I'll be taking my own self portrait in the lav on my next flight to New York on Wednesday. Until then, check out these interesting shots..
|Why would anyone ever photograph themselves in the bathroom?||1127 (90.7%)|
|No, but I've thought about it||38 (3.1%)|
|I've done it, but I'm not sure why I did it||22 (1.8%)|
|Of course! Doesn't everyone have a self portrait in the lavatory?||56 (4.5%)|
Photo courtesy of Dpstyles
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