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Beware Australia's "Ninja Kangaroo"

Kangaroos just don't look that threatening. Perhaps it's because they carry their offspring in a pouch. Or the fact they move around by hopping up and down. But if you think kangaroos don't have a mean streak in them, you'd be wrong. One night when you least expect it, clandestine marsupials will come smashing through your bedroom window, ready to terrorize you and everything you care about. Be afraid. Be very afraid.

It's a lesson Australian couple Beat Ettlin and Verity Beaman recently learned the hard way. The couple, who live in the suburb of Canberra with their two children, were fast asleep recently when they were awakened by the sound of their dogs barking. Suddenly a dark silhouette burst through their bedroom window, shattering glass everywhere and landing on the bed.

By the time the startled Beat and Verity had realized the rogue intruder was a kangaroo, the frightened animal had crushed one side of their bed and smeared blood up and down the family's hallway, terrifying the family's two young children. In a fit of valor, Mr. Ettlin pounced on the six-foot tall kangaroo from behind, wrestling it to the floor and dragging it out the family's front door.

The whole scene is best summed up in Mr. Ettlin's own words: "I thought it was a lunatic ninja coming at us through the window." Thankfully this particular ninja did not come equipped with deadly throwing stars or nunchucks. Just a furry pouch.

[Via Buzzfeed]

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