Flight attendant rumors: What your oversize carry-on costs her (or him)

Let's say you've opted to carry on your luggage, the very luggage that is a wee too big to fit in the carry-on size box at check-in. You saw the box, but you really didn't look at it that closely because it seemed your bag would fit--it should fit, and who really checks anyway?

As it turns out, FAA does check such things. At least, from what I've heard from a very reliable source, they're starting to now. If you bag is too big for the bin, but makes it onto the airplane, the flight attendant who let you squeak by, can get fined for being generous.

The flight attendant can also get fined if she or he lets you:

Rumor has it that this enforcing rules business has pepped up recently as FAA staff hop on flights, thumbing through rule books, and keeping a watchful eye up and down the aisles to find out if flight attendants are doing what they're supposed to be doing. No, it's not that flight attendants are supposed to make us--the passengers--miserable, they're supposed to keep us safe. Haven't you been reading Galley Gossip?

Unfortunately, what I see happening is that flight attendants are being put in the middle of airline regulations, especially the one about carry-on size since some airlines have shrunk the allowable carry-on size in order to get people to check bags so they can collect the checked bag fee. This means the flight attendant and passenger relationship may feel more adversarial.

If you are going to try to sneak that bag on, or get out of your seat to go, just keep in mind that your actions may cost money to that flight attendant who smiled and said "Hi" when you got on board.

Also, because of FAA's pepped up vigilance that flight attendant is going to be watching you more carefully. Watched people watch other people. That bag may not make it on after all. And remember to visit the women's or men's room before you get on the plane. And when it's time to turn off that electronic device, don't plead just one more minute.

According to Conway L, who posted this picture, the bomb decal on his bag didn't create a stir. If the bag was a bicycle, that might have been another story.