If music doesn't scratch your recreational itch, there are other ways to pass the time. The villa is close to 30 times the size of my apartment, so I imagine it takes a few days just to soak in every room. The private beach allows relaxation without disruption, particularly if you prefer salt water to the pools resident on site. Yes, spa services are available, as if the trappings of Villa Rockstar wouldn't be enough to relax you!

The culinary experience is flexible. The guest's tastes, whatever they may be, can be accommodated by the villa's full commercial kitchen. In addition to selecting the menus to be prepared, you can bring your own chef, ensuring that what reaches your plate is exactly what you had in mind.

Villa Rockstar is intended to recreate the luxury yacht experience on land. You're never alone, as a cadre of staff members armed with cleaning accoutrements constantly removes every fingerprint, smudge and other trace of use immediately after it is left behind.

Whether you want to cut your next album in complete comfort or just hide from the world for a while, Villa Rockstar stands alone. There is no property quite like it in the world, largely because of the confluence of wealth, relaxation and creativity at this single spot on St. Barth's. If you are looking for generally unattainable luxury, well, this is it.

Gallery: Delia Brown at Eden Rock