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SkyMall Monday: Let's Talk Apparel
Sock Monkey Hat and Mittens - For when you want to tell the whole world that you've accepted that you will die alone surrounded by empty Ben & Jerry's containers but you're allergic to cats.
Pluto Was a Planet - Do you like astronomy jokes that haven't been topical in almost three years? Then you should totally wear this to your online chat party.
Vegasize Shirt - For that very special douchebag in your life.
What Part of Y'All Shirts - What part of y'all don't I understand? Just the part that comes before the apostrophe. And the stuff after the apostrophe. And the apostrophe. But I do understand that you're a yokel with $17.95 less in your wallet. And by wallet, I mean the floor of your pickup truck.
American Heritage Hoodie - Have you ever wanted to wear the clothing equivalent of a Toby Keith song? Do you see the American flag and think, "Wow, that sure would make me less pear shaped?" Do you wish that a bald eagle and George W. Bush would have sex on your face? Then just get this and be done with it.
Careful Novel Shirts - Look, if you can string together even three coherent sentences, I won't even need you to write a whole novel. I'll gladly take my place in your cocktail napkin doodle and be damn proud of it.
Abbott & Costello Apparel - Do you like vaudeville jokes that haven't been topical in almost 70 years? Then you should totally wear this to your volunteer job calling bingo balls at the retirement home.
Fish Whisperer Shirt - So you're the fish whisperer, eh? You ain't got nothing on me, homeboy.
Dog/Cat Likes Me Best Shirts - The cat likes you best? Who were the other candidates? Your unicorn figurines? Your needlepoint pillow collection? Your real doll with three working orifices? Because I find that hard to believe.
There you have it. Just imagine how smashing you're going to look at your next cocktail party, book club meeting or plush toy tea party. No need to thank me. The looks on your friends' and coworkers' faces is all the thanks I need. But if you really do want to thank me, I would love to wear this to my pottery class.
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