Some people will do anything for a free flight. Instead of waiting for the airline to screw up, Arthur David Proskin used a bump by the beverage cart as his ticket to glory ... and hopefully anywhere in the continental United States. He used what was probably an accident to shout obscenities at the flight attendant who so egregiously wronged him (hint for the tone-deaf, this is sarcasm) and other passengers.

Well, Proskin has learned that wishes do come true. And you better be careful what you ... blah, blah, blah.

The guy's headed to jail. He hatched his plan on a Continental Airlines flight from Houston to Palm Springs, CA and caused it to be diverted to Midland International Airport. On the ground , the gump was arrested.

"Free" won't be in this 44-year-old's vocabulary for another 2 ½ years. A guilty plea back in October made sure of that.

What's the moral of the story? Since a lot of jails actually charge for room and board (at least here in New York), there's no such thing as a free lunch.

[Via MSNBC]

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