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Party naked with accountants

by Tom Johansmeyer (RSS feed) on Jan 8th 2009 at 9:00AM

If you are headed to Hedonism II with visions of tight bodies and loose morals, you'll certainly find the latter. Greg Boose, of Blackbook, stepped into this nudist resort only to realize what any sane traveler would expect: accountants are looking for easy sex with anyone they can find. Basically, this spot in Negril, Jamaica just makes it easier for you to shack up with the same people you'd find back in the real world.

To lift your sagging spirits, as you realize you won't get ~~a stripper-style thrashing~~ the woman of your dreams at Hedonism II, stop by "the cave": the island's hot spot for that famous alternative to sex (unless you prefer to do it on the grass for the benefit of spectators ... and the recipient). Before you head into the mouth (of the cave, sicko), though, it's probably best to bring your own partner. After all, you don't want to be pinned down by an accountant in aviator glasses (no offense to our resident aviator).

I was going to file this under "paddling," but I guess that's up to you.

[Via Blackbook, photo thanks to Katsuni]

Filed under: North America, Jamaica, Hotels and Accommodations

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Reader Comments (Page 1 of 1)

Emland Jan 8th 2009 9:15AM

Thanks for bringing down the quality level of Gadling.

Crap like this report belongs on one of those site geared for frat boys.

masanddjs Jan 8th 2009 12:42PM

I agree, Emland. Sinking to another low.

Tom Mulhall Jan 8th 2009 3:45PM

Hedonism II is not a real nudist resort. It is a hotel where guests can go topless or nude sunbathing, (they also have a prude side where you can wear a bathing suit) and some people swap partners. What couple wants to go somewhere to relax where the wife/girlfriend will be hit on all the time by single men.

Real nudist resorts are not sex places like Hedo, but are nice relaxing, fun resorts. Think Marriott's where you can go nude sunbathing.

For instance, last year you profiled my resort, The Terra Cotta Inn clothing optional resort and spa in sunny Palm Springs, California as one of the top nudist resorts in the world. Our site is http://sunnyfun.com We are honored by that recommendation from your site.

We are a real nudist resort. The behavior here is just like at a marriott, Ritz Carlton, Westin, etc, except everyone is topless or nude sunbathing and having much more fun.