Scotland wants you to come home

Even if you don't have Scottish blood charging through your veins, you're still invited to Homecoming Scotland. In 2009, the country will host more than 200 events ... and yes, you can expect whisky to flow at a few of them.

The year kicks off with the Homecoming Burns Supper, part of an entire weekend (January 23-25, 2009) to celebrate the 250th anniversary of Scotland's national poet. Down some haggis and pour a few glasses of The Famous Grouse while celebrating what you didn't bother to read in high school (or in college).

If dead writers don't turn you on, there are plenty of other reasons to head across the Atlantic in 2009. You can track ancestry, watch people toss very large poles or take in 18 holes. You may even want to register for some free giveaways.

Need a place to stay? I've hit the Dakota Forth Bridge in Edinburgh and had a great time (the duck eggs for breakfast are a must), and rooms are available in January for less than $200 a night. If cities don't work for you, head out to Loch Tay and spend a few nights at Ardeonaig (the owner and chef is an absolute madman, the genius kind) – you'll have to call to find out the rates.

Just remember: Scotland isn't easy on smokers, as I learned the hard way.

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