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Ugandan "booby traps" are a growing problem
Police in Uganda are warning men about the dangers of breasts. Gangs of women have been tricking men into sniffing their chloroform laced breasts, knocking them out. When the men awake, they are usually naked, and without any of the stuff they had when they thought they were about to have a night of passion.
The police have managed to capture one of the women and are currently focusing their attention on the source of the sedatives. In the meantime, if you are in Uganda, be careful whose boobies you plant your face in as you never know how (or where) you'll wake up in the morning.
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Reader Comments (Page 1 of 2)
cate Dec 3rd 2008 9:29PM
this is great...the men were going to use the women...instead the women use the men...and omg...now that the men are on the losing end its a big deal....a new meaning to ....keep your nose clean...lol.. also add....keep it zipped....
AL Dec 5th 2008 12:57AM
Cate, I'll bet that YOU wouldn't be laughing as much if it were YOU that woke up in the same circumstances as those men. One thing is for sure: Even if you couldn't remember what happened, your body and the evidence the doctors would be collecting from various parts of you would more than remind you. Now, have yourself a big laugh : ))
Sally Dec 3rd 2008 9:35PM
Ha! Sorry I find this oddly funny! I would Not want anyone to get seriously injured...but it's funny! Stupid Stupid men!
Thomas Dec 3rd 2008 9:37PM
"Thats what they get for putting their nose, into someone elses business"
Don Dec 3rd 2008 9:38PM
funny funny funny - go women - chestnuts roasting by an open fire all right
teltech54 Dec 3rd 2008 10:09PM
Who in their right mind would go to Uganda anyway?
BUBBA Dec 3rd 2008 11:08PM
VERY WELL SAID! I AGREE WITH YOU 100%!
ty Dec 3rd 2008 10:35PM
My wife's breasts make my baby go to sleep too =)
missdiamonique Dec 3rd 2008 11:03PM
Just more proof that women have the power!
missdiamonique Dec 3rd 2008 11:04PM
Men should be a little less easy, no offense, guys.
Drewin Dec 3rd 2008 11:07PM
Who Sniffs Boobs????
feldos Dec 3rd 2008 11:31PM
This article is ignorant and blatently false. Chloroform is highly volatile and stinks. If it was heavily dosed on the women's breasts, it would be inhaled and they would get the strongest doses...they would pass out before the men even got close. The odor doesn't smell at all like perfume...more like gasoline fumes. The effect is short-lived and has to be continuously dosed...the men would not pass out, just get a little dizzy unless someone strapped them to a breast. Somebody should have researched this.
afordablebytes Dec 4th 2008 1:07AM
I am glad someone here thinks with out believing verbatum what is told to them by some dumb reporter.
Dianne Dec 4th 2008 1:06AM
Why go to Uganda? It's not far from where Barack's gramma lives . . . you could do the whole history/booby/safari circuit, you know . . .
ProPalin Dec 4th 2008 2:07PM
It's close to where Obama was born, as well as Granny. But their records are sealed, and shall remain so. Records? Records of what? What is sealed? Why is it sealed?
Dianne Dec 4th 2008 2:50PM
I thought you could only be president of a country if you were born there. Hmmm. Maybe they're allowing the "choosing of tems" like they do for British soccer . . .
Serena Dec 3rd 2008 11:50PM
Now this made my day! I don't know why, but for some reason this cracked me up!
Sheila Dec 4th 2008 12:08AM
If men weren't so easy this would not be an issue. But hey what ever floats their boat. Probably half of them are married and deserve it.
Rhonda Dec 4th 2008 12:16AM
Then they wake up in a tub filled with ice and they are missing a kidney, right? *eyeroll*
Lib Dec 4th 2008 12:41AM
OMG! I saw a movie where people wake up and their body parts have been removed... woah guys watch out. So much for feeling up someone- ha!