Hermès Heir Gets Crotchety on Flight

According to the NY Times, an heir to the Hermès fashion fortune got a little too touchy feely on a recent Air France Flight. It's an odd episode that involves drinking, crotch grabbing and excessive restraints.

Mathias Guerrand-Hermès sidled up to a young mademoiselle in first class. She was a bit put off by this and woke her husband, who was - not so shockingly - similarly unamused by Mr. Guerrand-Hermès' advances.

Guerrand-Hermès refused to listen to a flight attendant's request to return to his seat so she summoned the captain. And here's where things go from uncomfortable to erotic. When approached by the captain, Guerrand-Hermès decided his best mode of defense was the ol' crotch grab. Thankfully, the captain was able to withstand this awkward maneuver and Guerrand-Hermès was eventually subdued in his seat. By three (male) flight attendants. And handcuffs. And shackles. And by being tied down.

Guerrand-Hermès claims that he mixed Propofan (a prescription drug similar to aspirin) with "quite a bit of alcohol." I'm no doctor, but that sounds like a bad idea. But since the label didn't say, "Side effects include lewd advances on married women and homoerotic attack strikes," can you really blame him for the mix-up?

One can only hope that this bad publicity doesn't hurt his career as a socialite and polo player.

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