Big in Japan: North Korea invents super high-calorie noodle

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All hail our Dear Leader, the great Kim Jong-Il!! Our Dear Leader has once again saved us from our ravaging hunger caused by the imperialistic capitalistic pigs of America! He has granted us a wonderful and filling noodles.

Praise be to Our Dear Leader! May he live forever! Let's raise a glass of Victory Gin in honor of Our Dear Leader!!

On to other news, the production of boot laces has gone up from 11,000 last quarter to 14,000 this quarter. Also, the chocolate ration will be increased from 1.2 grams to 1.4 grams. This is all thanks to a recent stunning victory on the battlefront in our continuing war against Eurasia.

And now, time for the Two-Minutes Hate....

9-03-2008 @ 10:14PM

Matthew Firestone said...

We'll execute the plan of the great works. Briskly, full speed ahead. Complete 5 years commitments in 4 years. For the Motherland, for the Dear Leader, for Communism. North Korea is the first brigade of the proletariat!!

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