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"No Reservations" season 4, episode 15: American Southwest
Episode Rating: One-and-a-half bloody meat cleavers out of five. Given that this summer has seen one of the more memorable strings of No Reservations episodes in recent memory, the American Southwest has to be one of the blander installments. It's not that Mr. Bourdain ever makes for uninteresting television or that his destination is uninteresting - far from it. It's just that compared to trips to Laos, Colombia, Saudi Arabia and Uruguay, it was kind of a letdown.
Summary: OK, so last week we were in Uruguay. And before that Saudi Arabia, Colombia and Laos. Where to this week, Tony? The American Southwest? Aw gee, well I guess that's OK - there's still plenty of cool stuff to see. To get things started, Tony rents a BMW for an old-fashioned American road trip and peels off into the sunset. The car choice was certainly a departure from Tony's usual vintage car selection, but an appropriate one nonetheless. Things get going just southeast of Palm Springs at the Salton Sea. Read on after the jump to find out what happened.
Not wanting to relish his patty melt too long, Bourdain speeds onward towards Indio, California to visit the Shields Date Farm. After learning about the "fascinating" history of dates, Tony gets rewarded with a date-flavored milkshake. This looked delicious. Remind me to try one the next time I'm in California.
Like any good roadtrip, it was soon time to move on, and Tony crosses state lines into Arizona, eventually pausing in Phoenix, Arizona. In one of the more contrived moments of No Reservations, Tony has lunch with rock legend Alice Cooper, who owns a sports bar in Phoenix with baseball great Randy "The Big Unit" Johnson. Tony's meal at the sports bar? The house specialty - "Randy Johnson's Big Unit," a two-foot hot dog smothered in chili and cheese. Let us not speak of this ever again.
Next on the Southwest itinerary was a remote ICBM missile silo. Tony gets a guided tour from a woman who used to work in the facility. Seeing this sort of thing doesn't evoke the same sense of dread that it once did during the Cold War, but it's an imposing sight nonetheless. And you know, missile tours can make you thirsty. That's why Bourdain finishes his tour with the house's special cocktail, the Titan-tini made with pomegranate, grain alcohol and vodka. How's that for explosive?
Bourdain just keeps wracking up the miles though, and soon he's in New Mexico, where he has a chance to sample the world-famous chili peppers in Hatch, New Mexico. To cool off from this spicy experience, the crew takes an invigorating run whitewater rafting. That's all that happened in New Mexico. Sorry citizens of New Mexico, I'm sure there's more to your state than Tony gives you credit for here.
At last, after numerous hours on the road, plenty of antacids and ample bathroom breaks, Bourdain reaches the "promised land" of the American Southwest in Texas. After doing a few blatantly stereotypical things like boot shopping and eating a 72-ounce-coma-inducing steak, I was about ready to turn off my television set. But then things took a turn for the better when Tony drops in for a visit with America's favorite right-wing bad boy and Texas resident Ted Nugent.
Ted and Tony might not necessarily agree on politics, but they had plenty to talk about when it came to meat and guns. The two tool around Nugent's huge ranch outside Waco, Texas, stocked with the world's largest herd of African Oryx and a private firing range. In addition to shooting some of the world's most deadly automatic weapons like the M60 as well as a sawed-off shotgun, the pair enjoy plenty of barbecue. At Ted's house they grill some freshly-slaughtered specimens, including venison and wild-boar bacon. And because they didn't eat enough barbecue, they have a second Texas-style meal of brisket and ribs at the Rusty Star.
Certainly a gratuitous ending to a gratuitous episode. The American Southwest is a place of great beauty and plenty of interesting cuisine, but I came away with the feeling Mr. Bourdain did not do it justice. Sometimes your destination takes care of itself. But other times you have to work for it a little. I think this particular installment falls into the latter category. Oh well, there's still plenty of new episodes to go this summer - stay tuned dear reader, stay tuned.