She works for MY airline. You know, the one who flies domestically and allows F/As to wear shorts and tennis shoes, and occasionally sing or speak silly P/As... We really do try to take care of our passengers, and make people's flying experience as fun as possible. I've made "balloons" out of cabin clean-up gloves, "rattles" out of a kiddie cup with pretzels in it, "crowns" and/or "leis" out of peanut bags strung on heart shaped stir-sticks. And not to mention made "Birthday Cake" out of a roll of toilet paper we've decorated!

Complain all you want about our boarding procedure, but once you get on the plane, see if we (your flight crew) aren't at least a little more empathetic, if not a whole lot more FUN than what you may be used to over at other legacy carriers. We MAY have to get a little medieval over some FAR stuff ('Cause the FAA is getting BEYOND medieval on us - can you say "thumbscrews?!?!) but if you just do what the Powers That Be tell us that we have to ask you to do, everyone will stay safe and have a whole lot more fun!