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Ryanair's CEO says new airline will give free oral sex
Ryanair has been flirting around with the idea of starting a new transatlantic airline ever since the Open Skies Agreement took effect earlier this year. They have yet to make an official announcement or reveal any details, but that isn't preventing them from stoking the media a little bit.
If you've ever seen any of Ryanair's marketing, you know what I'm talking about. Last year they launched a "Girls of Ryanair" calendar showing off some of their flight attendants' better features, and perennially launch raunchy advertising campaigns to reel in the European cash.
Their CEO, Michael O'Leary, is no more modest. In a recent German press conference, reporters asked about the new airline and O'Leary replied saying that "in business class it'll be beds and blowjobs."
The funniest part about the whole scene was that the German translator didn't have a word for "blowjobs", so got stumped up. You can see his reply and the entire conversation below:
If you've ever seen any of Ryanair's marketing, you know what I'm talking about. Last year they launched a "Girls of Ryanair" calendar showing off some of their flight attendants' better features, and perennially launch raunchy advertising campaigns to reel in the European cash.
Their CEO, Michael O'Leary, is no more modest. In a recent German press conference, reporters asked about the new airline and O'Leary replied saying that "in business class it'll be beds and blowjobs."
The funniest part about the whole scene was that the German translator didn't have a word for "blowjobs", so got stumped up. You can see his reply and the entire conversation below:
Reader Comments (Page 1 of 1)
Nick Hawkins Jun 22nd 2008 8:26PM
Once again, European airlines lead the way to providing premium amenities in premium cabins.
Michael Jun 23rd 2008 1:02AM
Once, after taking a RyanAir flight, I sat next to a woman on the bus to the city's central station. While she didn't offer me oral sex, she was rather forthcoming to me. I had no idea she worked for the airline, but now it makes complete sense.
Jeff Jun 24th 2008 5:57AM
No doubt those Irish girls will be putting their applications in immediately! Will they be called "aisle walkers" as opposed to "street walkers"? They can, finally, earn tips for a job well done.....
George Bitch Jul 3rd 2008 2:21PM
George cocksmoker Bush finally has job security after he leaves office.
chbpod Jul 3rd 2008 2:02PM
It appears that Ryanair has moved to the head of the industry--chbpod
John Feb 28th 2009 8:01PM
I've jerked off on the plane but never got a hum-job. Sounds like a good idea to me. And if you are wondering, yes, I did it in my seat.