Galley Gossip: Flight Attendant Pet Peeve #2: Back to your seat, please!
Socks on the airplane have been the subject of many conversations in the galley. As well as the cause of a flight attendant nightmare or two. Personally, I don't care what you wear - shoes, socks, even no socks - but it's where those shoes (socks and even no socks) are headed that bothers me. Why? Because they're wandering up and down the aisle and into the lavatory. And...umm...you do realize that's not water on the bathroom floor, right?
The socks have just exited the bathroom and have now entered the galley.
"Excuse me, miss, can I get a glass of water?"
"Of course," I say, as I place my lunch on the counter and try not to flinch when I see the socks. I reach for a plastic cup and a bottle of water as you inch your way closer to me. I smile. You smile. We're both smiling as you slowly bounce up and down on the toes, jangling loose change in the pocket.
"Here you go," I say, handing you the glass, but before I can even twist the cap back on the bottle of spring water, you say, "A little more, please."
"Oh sure." I untwist and pour. Hey, you don't have to explain it to me. The glass is small. You're thirsty. I get it. That's fine.
But now you're peeking inside an insert. I imagine you're thinking to yourself, hmm...what do we have in here? Just orange juice and dry ice, I want to say, but don't, because that's when I notice you're eyeing a cup of lemons and limes with a little too much intensity. I'm just about to ask you if you'd like one, when I watch in horror as a hand reaches inside and takes a few.
You smile at me, so I smile back at you, even though I no longer feel like smiling due to the fact you've just stuck your hand in there without asking, a hand that recently exited the lavatory before entering the galley. I make a mental note to toss the lemons and limes as soon as you leave. Then I find myself wondering if you're ever going to leave, because you've just placed your empty cup on the counter and you've decided to enjoy the view outside by cupping your hands around the small port hole located on the other side of the galley. Now I can't breathe. Why? You're still in the galley. Don't you know it's against federal aviation regulation to loiter around the galleys and lavatories. Didn't you hear the captain's PA?
Guess not. Because you've just draped your arms over the other jumpseat, the one right beside me, resting your chin on your arms as you take in a view from the back of the cabin. I try to remain calm. Surely I won't have to say anything because you'll be taking your seat anytime now, right?
Wrong.
You bend over and touch your toes. You've decided this would be the perfect time to start doing those doctor recommended calisthenics. While you're bending and stretching, I'm about to have a nervous breakdown. I'm sorry, but I do get a little claustrophobic from time to time. I don't know why. Perhaps it's because your butt is now in my face.
Look, unless you've actually been invited into the galley (it does happen), you do not - I repeat - you do not, for any reason, step onto the linoleum floor - for any length of time. And if you do, try to make it quick. Do not loiter. Do not help yourself to whatever you happen to see. And please do not bring your baby to the back to crawl around. It's filthy in there. Not to mention, we break glass in there. And do you really need to do your exercising in the galley? Can't you simply take a walk the length of the cabin to get the blood flow going when the seat belt sign is not on. I mean is Pilate's really necessary?
Imagine I came to your place of work and peeked into your drawers and helped myself to all those little nicknack's you have on your desk - ya know, the jelly beans, the picture of the wife and kids, the Rubik's cube. What's the problem? I just came by to say hi. To see what's up. Don't really care if you're eating lunch or in the middle of a project. Not when I want to be near you. What's the big deal? I'm just taking a break. Stretching the legs. Inviting whomever passes to join me in your tiny little office space. Mind if I do a few lunges in here? Right beside you. Rubbing up against you. Hey, you gonna eat that sandwich?
Admit it, you'd get a little annoyed, too. Now go back to your seat. The seat belt sign is on.
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Reader Comments (Page 1 of 4)
Jun 20th 2008 @ 2:03PM
Stijn said...
Wow! This post is really, and I mean really clearifying.
I really did not know it was so annoying if someone was in the galley looking out the window.
I actually do this sometimes, with my shoes on, on a 10 hour flight, to get a drink, maybe some nuts and just stretch my legs without being annoying and block the aisle.
But I guess this is really annoying...
I do always politley ask for my orange juice, because it is obviously your galley, but I just find the space back there more open spacey and comfortable.
I have to confece one thing though. Since I always fly NWA for the direct flight they offer to Seattle, I was with NWA that time too, and I went to the galley in the middel or the back. And the cart was just sitting there with cups and many cartons of juice, inviting you to pour yourself a drink. So I did.. :|
I actually took something without asking.
It just seemed like a good idea, because the FA's were busy or away and it didn't seem right to bother someone with my needs if I could help myself.
So, is it always annoying to have someone in the galley, and is it always horrible when someone serves themself?
Great posts Heather! Keep it up!
Thanks,
Stijn
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Jun 22nd 2008 @ 12:03PM
brandi said...
I am a flight attendant at NWA ... since those flights are usually occupied by ultra senior Mamma flight attendants they will do things like that ... while on the other hand we aren't. : ) If they set it up go ahead and poor some ... especially when it's that long of a flight and man oh man is Tokyo long from anywhere! Other then that stick to what the lovely Galley girl above has said, ugh I love how she hits it right on the nose every time. : D
Jun 22nd 2008 @ 1:00PM
Stijn said...
Actually my flight is usually from Amsterdam, this time from Heathrow.
But indeed, the flight attendants are usually a little older, except on my last flight with NWA there was only one FA I kept seeing all the time. Because she was working in our aisle?
Jun 22nd 2008 @ 1:04PM
Heather said...
STIJN - Probably a senior route, which means a prime route - because everything goes by seniority you can tell the best trips and the best positions on the airplane, USUALLY, by the age of the flight attendant...because the more senior, the better the flying. I'll be posting about that soon, something about BIDDING...
Heather
Aug 13th 2008 @ 10:30AM
Joan Taragan said...
You betcha,, Flight Attendants work and rest in the galley. When I flew, for 46years, passengers would come into the galley and even take my personal newspaper. Why a passenger feels that the galley is a place to stretch and make banal conversation, is beyond me. As for mothers who let their small ones crawl around on the floors, are the same mothers who leave the row looking like a disaster area with no regard for the next passenger who will have to endure nasty cornflakes etc. Believe it or not, the plane will need to go someplace else and all of your detritus in the seat back pocket is an indication of how self centered today's passengers are.
Jun 20th 2008 @ 2:11PM
Heather said...
STIJN - I can tell by some of your other comments from other posts that you would not be annoying. :) In fact, you sound very sweet. Which is why you'd probably be invited into the galley for a nice little chat. I'm always talking to the passengers. Just ask my coworkers. I'm talking about those who come back, and never leave, even when they can see we're TRYING to set up the carts or trying to clean things up...that kind of thing. You, STIJN, can come on back anytime
Heather Poole
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Jun 20th 2008 @ 2:13PM
Craig said...
While I wouldn't be so rude as to go rummaging through drawers and helping myself to food, I find myself standing in the galley often because walking through the aisles is inconvenient. There's always a cart coming through or passengers walking around or going into the overhead bins, plus I need more than the 60 seconds it takes to make a lap around.
I'm sorry, but until the seats are bigger (in terms of both width and pitch) or someone gives me some valium to keep me asleep the whole time, I'm going to have to get up a couple times on a 9-hour transatlantic flight. I wish I didn't have to be in the galley either, but that's the way it is.
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Jun 20th 2008 @ 2:38PM
Nick Hawkins said...
Did you get Tynan to pose for that photo?
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Jun 20th 2008 @ 3:13PM
Mike said...
Heh... I'm assuming any of the following traits could also apply to said person:
- For some reason believes that dehydration will occur on a 3hr flight so they must drink constantly.
- Thinks that they should have a window seat so they can sleep neglecting that drinking constantly requires constant trips to the lavatory, requiring making the other two people in the row to move.
- Thinks that being 5'6" or less makes it possible to actually step over your legs (being 6'3"... yeah... that works)
- While ingesting water is of the utmost concern, using it to bathe is not. Cologne is obviously much more effective.
In other words - the type of person I have to fight the urge to trip on their way back to said seat...
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Jun 20th 2008 @ 5:36PM
truthful speaking said...
OMG- No small wonder people detest flight attendants.,take stress managment classes, or better yet , become a police officer, everyone knows you are all just wanna bees anyway. Best of all- get a different job!
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Jun 21st 2008 @ 4:57AM
teresa said...
to truthful speaking:
do you even HAVE a Job? For most FA's this is our career, not a job! We have to deal with all kinds of people and situations----we have to be a nurse, psychologist,waitress, baby-sitter (and not just to children),police officer,accountant,sales-person,etc.,etc. And we do take classes on how to deal with people. We are required to enforce FAA Regulations (LAWS) as best we can at 40,000 feet---you should try it sometime. The majority of the time our flights are enjoyable and we get to meet great people from all walks of life. All we ask is for a little respect----you get what you give. I've been a FA for 20 years and I love it. You need to educate yourself a bit more on FA's duties. Our "office" is the galley, the only place we have to collect our thoughts and manage our stress. I would never come into your office or place of work and help myself to whatever is there! Also it is a matter of security---remember 9/11?
AND HEATHER-----YOU ROCK!!!!----
Jun 20th 2008 @ 5:46PM
ANNE said...
THANKS HEATHER,
ONBEHALF OF ALL FA'S. I'D LIKE TO ADD THAT NOT ALL THINGS BELONG TO THE COMPANY, EITHER. LIKE THAT LUNCH BAG YOU MENTIONED. NOPE, NOT PAID FOR BY THE AIRLINES, BUT NECESSARY FOR THE FA TO CARRY BECAUSE WE DON'T HAVE TIME TO PILLIAGE THE AIRPORTS BETWEEN FLIGHTS AND WE ARE NOT GIVEN ANY FREE LUNCHES EVEN IF WE ARE WORKING AN 12 HOUR DAY. KEEP YOUR PAWS OFF OUR LUNCH BOXES PLEASE!
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Jun 20th 2008 @ 6:52PM
Heather said...
ANNE - something tells me someone stole your lunch...LOL. Do tell. Once a passenger took a Mcmuffin I had left on the galley counter. I turned my back for two mintues and it was gone. Of course I went on a Mcmuffin search, but the Mcmuffin was gone, and never to be seen again.
Heather Poole
Jun 20th 2008 @ 7:20PM
ANNE said...
no, another fa just caught someone opening up her box and after several denials and changed stories, she claimed she was just looking for a used or broken headset. Go figure!
Jun 23rd 2008 @ 4:07PM
FA said...
I had my lunch, a brown bag, sitting on the counter in the galley. I turned by back for a moment only to find a passenger putting trash in the bag along with my food. I was shocked and when I asked why he would do such a thing he said "I didn't want to bother you and I thought that was trash." I told him that was a nice idea but he just ruined my $14.00 lunch. He went to his bag and gave me $20.00. I went into my bag and gave him $10.00 back. I did get to eat part of it before the garbage went in so it only seemed fair. Please don't help yourself or take anything from the galley or jumpseat if your not invited first. It might not belong to the airline but to the Flight Attendant. I remember a passenger taking a magazine from my jumpseat than, before I could say anything, went right into the bathroom. YUCK!
Jun 20th 2008 @ 7:24PM
Ann White said...
Oh, come on. Get a new job, maybe one where you could use your dramatic skills.....like acting!!!!
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Jun 28th 2008 @ 5:57PM
Terrie said...
Ann White, why should we get another job...passengers always help themselves to our personal things. Would you mind if I took your personal magazine from your seat on the airplane? Once I filled a bottle of water with crystal lite for my consumption on my 8 hour flight. Without asking a passenger came into the galley and poured himself a glass. Now I had been drinking directly from the bottle. When he was informed of this from other crew members, he said he didn't care. Also I've had passengers throw their dirty napkins onto my crew meal that is sitting on the counter and I am in the middle of eating , but have been called away for a second. Would you like someone to come into your office and throw a dirty napkin on your lunch? You buy a seat on the airplane..not acess to every other part of the aircraft and the galley is off limit to you.
Jun 20th 2008 @ 7:49PM
John Radaker said...
One would be suprised at how many people opt for no shoes when moving about the cabin. Flight Crews cringe everytime someone enters the lav with no shoes! Sometimes even no socks! And whats more, is that the FAA requires shoes for boarding so I am assuming that means they are to be worn during the flight when moving around the cabin. However, with all the other duties that F/As are required to perform and monitor, these one goes without challenge!
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Jun 20th 2008 @ 9:07PM
Heather said...
JOHN - I never even realized you had to wear shoes during boarding, probably because I'd never think anyone wouldn't wear shoes during boarding...LOL. Interesting. Very interesting. Much like the lemon and limes hiding in the insert. BTW, class of you know what rules! (Miss you.)
Heather P
Jun 27th 2008 @ 3:21PM
becky said...
One day, a really groovy guy walks on board one of my flights in cut offs and a wife beater, but he was bare-footed! The captain was standing at the front boarding door and stop this guy and tells him that he cannot ride unless he had something on his feet. So the guy walks off and doesn't show back up until we are ready to close the door. He had checked his luggage and so went into one of the gift shops and bummed a few plastic bags and wrapped them around his feet. The captain didn't specify SHOES- just something on his feet.....Had to laugh at that one.....