Last Friday at 8:45 AM, a man walked up to a lady opening up shop at the Corner Bakery in O’Hare International Airport in Chicago, demanded a bag of cash, hit her in the face, and escaped through the concourse and into the city, the Chicago Tribune reports.
The first thing that came to mind was: how? Turns out, the bakery isn’t located within the secure area, otherwise this act would be nearly impossible, one hopes.
Though with the TSA running the show, they probably would have made him pour out his stolen coffee while the large bag of cash and concealed weapon goes unnoticed. *rimshot*
(Via Chicagoist)