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Sudan man marries a goat
This is an important security announcement for all of you, who plan on a) visiting Sudan b) engaging in sexual relations with farm animals, or c) both. Stay away from goats in Sudan!
Let this story serve as a lesson to you. A man from Sudan has been forced to take a goat as his wife after he was caught having sex with the animal, BBC reports. The goat's owner, Mr Alifi, said he surprised the man with his goat and took him to a council of elders and they ordered the man, Mr Tombe, to pay a dowry of 15,000 Sudanese dinars ($50) to Mr Alifi.
The intercourse happened the night before Valentine's day (awww) and as far as anyone knows, they are still together. The newlyweds are registered at Pottery Barn (they should be, at least.)
Gallery: More humans marrying animals
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Reader Comments (Page 5 of 5)
pauly Mar 13th 2008 7:50PM
will they have a kid?? baaaa bleatttttttt
TIM Mar 13th 2008 8:29PM
IMPEACH TERRORISTS BUSH, CHENEY, WHAT WEAPONS OF MASS DESTRUCTION? DUMP CON REPUBLICONS WHO ENABLE THE CORRUPT BUSH CHENEY REGIME.
TIM Mar 13th 2008 8:29PM
IMPEACH TERRORISTS BUSH, CHENEY, WHAT WEAPONS OF MASS DESTRUCTION? DUMP CON REPUBLICONS WHO ENABLE THE CORRUPT BUSH CHENEY REGIME.
TIM Mar 13th 2008 8:28PM
IMPEACH TERRORISTS BUSH, CHENEY, WHAT WEAPONS OF MASS DESTRUCTION? DUMP CON REPUBLICONS WHO ENABLE THE CORRUPT BUSH CHENEY REGIME.
Nancy Mar 13th 2008 7:51PM
This is all too funny lol
But there was a guy who lived near who they put away, they caught him giving it to a horse. They were trying to find the guy for a while and horse owners were worry about it. Than one day they caught him, I guess the horse thought he was no good and kicked him on his ass. lol
gringa Mar 13th 2008 8:17PM
WHAT THE HECK IS HIS PROBLEMS WILL THIS GUY HAVE HEALTH PROBLEMS TOO ? THIS GUY MUST OF BEEN LONELY ON VALENTINES DAY. THE GOAT SAYS BAAAAAAA .HE SAYS I DOOOOOOOOOOOO
MRS GOAT REPLIES BAAAAAAAAAAAAA HE REPLIES YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
gringa Mar 13th 2008 8:21PM
SO I WONDER HOW THE COMMUNICATE IN THE SEX WORLD ?
BETTER YET WHAT IF HE OR SHE REALLY WANTS IT HOW DOES IT COMMUNICATE IS THERE A SIGNAL?
IF I WERE THE GOAT I WOULD FEEL USED THE GOAT IS BEING USED AND WELL MAYBE HE WILL GET ANOTHER GOAT BETTER YET THEY COULD HAVE A GOATBABY NAME IT BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
ericno Mar 13th 2008 8:34PM
I KNOW A GUY WHO WAS HAZED BUY HIS FRATERNITY AND FORCED TO EFF A GOAT
SAID IT WASN'T BAD THOUGH
G.L. Mar 13th 2008 8:35PM
You need to get a life,dude.This is about a weirdo and his goat.Bush and Cheney have nothing to do with this story.
ericno Mar 13th 2008 8:39PM
WAS THE GOAT ON TOP WAS IT A SCREAMER
ericno Mar 13th 2008 8:45PM
DO SHE GOATS HAVE ORGASMS?
ericno Mar 13th 2008 9:00PM
THE COUNCIL OF ELDERS ARE BLEEDING HEART
LIBRERALS. THE PUNISHMENT FOR BEASTIALLITY
IS CLEARLY STONING TO DEATH
Anyone but Obama Mar 13th 2008 9:38PM
Whats the big deal Obama's wife married a monkey aka A chimp
Joe Mar 14th 2008 1:45AM
Wish I was subjected to this kind of punishment before I married my now X-wife. Would have saved me a ton of money and the goat is probably better in bed.
ammu Mar 17th 2008 4:26AM
can u imagine it happenin,
"BAAAA!!!, BAAAA!!!"
lol
HappyTom52 Mar 20th 2008 3:58PM
So, if female goats don't have horns, how do they express their road rage in traffic? Do they just stick up their middle hoof at the ass in front of her?