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Sudan man marries a goat
This is an important security announcement for all of you, who plan on a) visiting Sudan b) engaging in sexual relations with farm animals, or c) both. Stay away from goats in Sudan!
Let this story serve as a lesson to you. A man from Sudan has been forced to take a goat as his wife after he was caught having sex with the animal, BBC reports. The goat's owner, Mr Alifi, said he surprised the man with his goat and took him to a council of elders and they ordered the man, Mr Tombe, to pay a dowry of 15,000 Sudanese dinars ($50) to Mr Alifi.
The intercourse happened the night before Valentine's day (awww) and as far as anyone knows, they are still together. The newlyweds are registered at Pottery Barn (they should be, at least.)
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Reader Comments (Page 4 of 5)
Joe Mar 13th 2008 6:19PM
Most of us guys marry pigs. What's the difference?
YoUrBiTcH Mar 15th 2008 11:22PM
Well, well. One ass & one "pig" living under a roof... poor pig. Wait, are you gay? That second comment sounds pretty suspicious bud.
mari Mar 14th 2008 8:51PM
Well if he decides to divorce the goat, will he have to pay alimony?
Dave Mar 13th 2008 6:11PM
Don't that just git your goat!! Poor Rammy Man.
Harry Assman Mar 13th 2008 6:18PM
I CANT WAIT TO SEE THE LAMBDRENS !
Ben Mar 13th 2008 6:21PM
Well no wonder there has been an increase in the goat market. I live on a farm and have tons of goats but not for those purposes....... I've often times wondered if my older brother has happened to violate a few rofl lol "Bobby coooommmeee baaaaaaaaaaaack" hahahahaha
Ajastoy Mar 13th 2008 6:24PM
Was it a Cashmere goat at least? That would explain part of it, lol.
Stephen Mar 13th 2008 6:30PM
Geez, I don't know who's sicker, the guy caught having sex with the goat, or the people who are taking this oppertunity to trash Bill Clinton while we are currently suffering with the worst president in US history. Get a grip.
GLZ Mar 13th 2008 6:35PM
well said..
b3344d Mar 13th 2008 6:31PM
What is the matter with all of you idiots? If you will just stop and think about it for a minute, you will see that White people caused this poor queer to screw that goat. If you don't believe it, just ask that bastard Al Sharpton or Jesse Jackson, or Barak Hussein Obama's pastor, the reverend Wright.
I am sure that that bunch of perverts could enlighten you.
nobody Mar 13th 2008 8:02PM
iiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiilllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll
Joe Mar 13th 2008 6:54PM
First it's opposite sex ("traditional")marriages, then it's mixed race marriages, now it's mixed-species marriages, all of which are promoted by those who condemn and bash the NON-harmful coupling of two consenting adults of the same sex who have better things to do than overpopulate.
Borat Sagdiev Mar 13th 2008 6:55PM
And now you want a half-muslim president!... "Nice! High five!"
aaron Mar 13th 2008 9:30PM
I don't know who is sicker.those who are into this or
those who trash same-sex couples.It is not the whites who brought these diseases in,it is the black
people who came from Africa and then had sex with
the mexicans.those guys had sex with prostitutes.It is true.Look it up.The unknown disease was called
HTLV1,2 or 3.I know this because i did a ten year study to get my doctorate degree.
Jack Mar 13th 2008 7:09PM
I am sure glad that the Goat wasn't blac, Otherwise Jesse Jackson, and Al Sharpton would be callind for his execution
mike smith Mar 13th 2008 7:19PM
Some of these comments are funny, and I guess that's how we deal with a story that sickening. I can't pretend to understand anything about this story, niether the crime nor the punishment. Sick, sick, sick. Where's the ASPCA when you need them??
SUSAN Mar 13th 2008 7:50PM
Mike Smith, the only thing more sickening than the story are the racist pigs spewing their stupidity all over the Internet.
G.L. Mar 13th 2008 7:37PM
Nothing humans do surprises me anymore.Men have committed almost every imaginible sin,evil,and abomination possible.Still don't think that Christ died for us sinners? It's not the animals that have angered the Lord,it's us dumb humans. Oh yeah,there was a man in the state of Washington (Seattle,I believe)who died from anal tears he received from a full grown horse after sex with the critter.
jimmmy king Mar 13th 2008 7:47PM
IMPEACH TERRORISTS BUSH, CHENEY, WHAT WEAPONS OF MASS DESTRUCTION? DUMP CON REPUBLICONS WHO ENABLE THE CORRUPT BUSH CHENEY REGIME.
TIM Mar 13th 2008 7:46PM
IMPEACH TERRORISTS BUSH, CHENEY, WHAT WEAPONS OF MASS DESTRUCTION? DUMP CON REPUBLICONS WHO ENABLE THE CORRUPT BUSH CHENEY REGIME.