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Sudan man marries a goat
This is an important security announcement for all of you, who plan on a) visiting Sudan b) engaging in sexual relations with farm animals, or c) both. Stay away from goats in Sudan!
Let this story serve as a lesson to you. A man from Sudan has been forced to take a goat as his wife after he was caught having sex with the animal, BBC reports. The goat's owner, Mr Alifi, said he surprised the man with his goat and took him to a council of elders and they ordered the man, Mr Tombe, to pay a dowry of 15,000 Sudanese dinars ($50) to Mr Alifi.
The intercourse happened the night before Valentine's day (awww) and as far as anyone knows, they are still together. The newlyweds are registered at Pottery Barn (they should be, at least.)
Gallery: More humans marrying animals
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Reader Comments (Page 3 of 5)
danny Mar 13th 2008 3:58PM
I don't see the problem. The goat isn't the prettiest thing in the world, so maybe she lucked out. Was the sex consensual? I'd imagine that it was. I don't see how that's punishment for the guy. He seems to have a thing for goats, and now he has this slutty goat all to himself.
annnomous Mar 13th 2008 4:02PM
Who's Your Daddy
Ace55 Mar 13th 2008 4:05PM
Why is tha goat wearing white, it's no virgin...
cwl Mar 13th 2008 4:20PM
My best wishes to the happy couple!
Charles B Williams Jr Mar 13th 2008 5:00PM
I HAVE LESS OF A PROBLEM OF A MAN MARRYING AN ANIMAL THEN I DO A MAN MARRYING ANOTHER MAN OR EVEN A WOMAN MARRYING ANOTHER WOMAN.
THERE'S MORE OF A CHANCE OF "HAPPILY EVER AFTER" THEN IT IS WITH TWO HOMOSEXUALS.
Larry Mar 13th 2008 4:33PM
By the looks of her, she has a cute face, and probably smells a lot better than her new husband. I wonder how Allah is going to like this one?
Me Mar 13th 2008 4:40PM
Come on people, use some sense. Sudan is not the United States, and this goat marraige has absolutely nothing to do with the same-sex marraige debate. Why do you hate mongers have to try to drag everything down to your level?
Ashley Mar 13th 2008 4:45PM
what the heck he married a goat???
ed Mar 13th 2008 5:01PM
The sex can't be that baaaaaad!!!
ROFLMAO Mar 13th 2008 5:07PM
I support love and you can't help who you fall in love with whether it be someone twice your age, a family member or a goat :D
bob wong Mar 13th 2008 5:07PM
Tells you a lot about muslims.
Jamie Mar 13th 2008 5:16PM
the BBC article says that he USED the goat AS a wife...not that he was forced to marry it!
Craig Mar 13th 2008 5:16PM
HEARD TELL OF A COUPLE AMERICAN MEN THAT WOULD LOVE TO MARRY GOATS....LMAO
allisonbrr Mar 13th 2008 5:19PM
May the owner who sold the goat come baaaaack as one and find the son of the goat diddler
larry zixx Mar 13th 2008 5:25PM
did he use protection ?.....what was the goat's name...hillary ?
Anthony D. Conaway Mar 13th 2008 5:34PM
Sick bastard.
kym Mar 13th 2008 5:34PM
we have a male shortage not a female shortage and he still could not find a woman,it was a male sheep he married
larry Mar 13th 2008 5:38PM
The goat didn't look all that bad. A little makeup and she would pretty much pass as a democratic candidate.
It is possible of course that they were just friends, that was the excuse that Ron Paul used after that incident in Mexia, Texas.
whitey Mar 13th 2008 5:44PM
The article didnt metion who was the Brides Goat of Honor or who was His Best Goat LOL !
Brian Mar 13th 2008 5:48PM
WTF?!