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Sudan man marries a goat
This is an important security announcement for all of you, who plan on a) visiting Sudan b) engaging in sexual relations with farm animals, or c) both. Stay away from goats in Sudan!
Let this story serve as a lesson to you. A man from Sudan has been forced to take a goat as his wife after he was caught having sex with the animal, BBC reports. The goat's owner, Mr Alifi, said he surprised the man with his goat and took him to a council of elders and they ordered the man, Mr Tombe, to pay a dowry of 15,000 Sudanese dinars ($50) to Mr Alifi.
The intercourse happened the night before Valentine's day (awww) and as far as anyone knows, they are still together. The newlyweds are registered at Pottery Barn (they should be, at least.)
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Reader Comments (Page 1 of 5)
Derek Mar 12th 2008 11:31AM
Jeez, we have the same thing here, only it was a she who married a goat named Bill (as in Clinton).
Ron Mar 13th 2008 7:06PM
LOL, well Derek you almost got it right. It was Bill who married a bitch.
lauren Mar 13th 2008 7:39PM
lmao you should be a comedian
Dave Mar 12th 2008 2:45PM
Sure, the goat gets date raped and then doesn't even have a say in the marriage. Did they ask her if she wanted this union??? Nah, Nah, Nah
plucky Mar 12th 2008 4:15PM
Does she have a sister? $50 is a steal these days for a wedding! Mr. Alifi you will go down in history...as the man who pimped a goat! What a legacy!
daisy duperron Mar 12th 2008 5:27PM
i think it's disguesting.
greg Mar 13th 2008 3:45AM
I couldn't agree with you more. How can mankind be so sick. We sure have wondered away from what God wanted in His creation.
Strong Mar 12th 2008 9:45PM
GEE!! AND HERE I THOUGHT THE FIRST PERSON TO MARRY A GOAT WAS SLICK WILLIE.
THE PUDITS, FOR A CHANGE, WERE CORRECT. EXPAND THE DEFINITION OF MARRIAGE AND SOON BESTIALITY WILL SET IN.
Jimmie Mar 13th 2008 8:34PM
I wonder what the "kids" will look like.
Ellen Snortland Mar 12th 2008 10:42PM
Who says this is a female goat?
Reality Check Mar 12th 2008 11:51PM
A new Marriage paradygm coming soon to Massachsuetts and San Francisco...soon in MA schools we will be getting curriculum about goat and man families, etc etc.
Reality Check Mar 12th 2008 11:55PM
So Mr so and so how is the wife?
Not BAAAAHHHHHD not BAAHHHHHH at all.
e. ray watt Mar 13th 2008 8:47AM
The bad thing is the next day the goat acts as if she never knew you...................
Charmaine Mar 13th 2008 8:56AM
He is quite lucky he had to pay $50.00 in some countries he would have been flogged to death we have to be very careful about the meat we eat Marrying that goat not only puts him to shame him it also gives him the right to continuously abuse the animal I wish one of these days the goat turns on him and gore him in his ass to let him feel how it is to be violated (then again he just might enjoy it)
SUSAN Mar 13th 2008 7:28PM
#12, female goats don't have horns. But maybe her dad will butt his son-in-law in the ass.
Anne Mar 20th 2008 6:38PM
Ummm Susan, actually female goats do have horns. Not just males have horns, that goes for cattle and goats.
Sorry, bothers me when people post something ignorant. Guess it's just the agriculture teacher in me :)
pretty girl Mar 13th 2008 11:42AM
That man needs to be punish. mentaly he is sick only a
sick person will have sex and marries a goat.
Carla Mar 14th 2008 12:43AM
Eeeeeew! that is sick. a man having sex with a goat. i dont even want to say those words in the same sentence! Nasty sicko!
todd lissner Mar 13th 2008 2:19PM
goating sum1 into marraige iz terrible ha ha!!!
Angiebaby Mar 13th 2008 2:24PM
Poor goat... married to the village idiot.