Sudan man marries a goat
This is an important security announcement for all of you, who plan on a) visiting Sudan b) engaging in sexual relations with farm animals, or c) both. Stay away from goats in Sudan!
Let this story serve as a lesson to you. A man from Sudan has been forced to take a goat as his wife after he was caught having sex with the animal, BBC reports. The goat's owner, Mr Alifi, said he surprised the man with his goat and took him to a council of elders and they ordered the man, Mr Tombe, to pay a dowry of 15,000 Sudanese dinars ($50) to Mr Alifi.
The intercourse happened the night before Valentine's day (awww) and as far as anyone knows, they are still together. The newlyweds are registered at Pottery Barn (they should be, at least.)
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Reader Comments (Page 1 of 5)
Mar 12th 2008 @ 11:31AM
Derek said...
Jeez, we have the same thing here, only it was a she who married a goat named Bill (as in Clinton).
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Mar 13th 2008 @ 7:06PM
Ron said...
LOL, well Derek you almost got it right. It was Bill who married a bitch.
Mar 13th 2008 @ 7:39PM
lauren said...
lmao you should be a comedian
Mar 12th 2008 @ 2:45PM
Dave said...
Sure, the goat gets date raped and then doesn't even have a say in the marriage. Did they ask her if she wanted this union??? Nah, Nah, Nah
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Mar 12th 2008 @ 4:15PM
plucky said...
Does she have a sister? $50 is a steal these days for a wedding! Mr. Alifi you will go down in history...as the man who pimped a goat! What a legacy!
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Mar 12th 2008 @ 5:27PM
daisy duperron said...
i think it's disguesting.
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Mar 13th 2008 @ 3:45AM
greg said...
I couldn't agree with you more. How can mankind be so sick. We sure have wondered away from what God wanted in His creation.
Mar 12th 2008 @ 9:45PM
Strong said...
GEE!! AND HERE I THOUGHT THE FIRST PERSON TO MARRY A GOAT WAS SLICK WILLIE.
THE PUDITS, FOR A CHANGE, WERE CORRECT. EXPAND THE DEFINITION OF MARRIAGE AND SOON BESTIALITY WILL SET IN.
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Mar 12th 2008 @ 10:42PM
Ellen Snortland said...
Who says this is a female goat?
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Mar 12th 2008 @ 11:51PM
Reality Check said...
A new Marriage paradygm coming soon to Massachsuetts and San Francisco...soon in MA schools we will be getting curriculum about goat and man families, etc etc.
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Mar 12th 2008 @ 11:55PM
Reality Check said...
So Mr so and so how is the wife?
Not BAAAAHHHHHD not BAAHHHHHH at all.
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Mar 13th 2008 @ 8:47AM
e. ray watt said...
The bad thing is the next day the goat acts as if she never knew you...................
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Mar 13th 2008 @ 8:56AM
Charmaine said...
He is quite lucky he had to pay $50.00 in some countries he would have been flogged to death we have to be very careful about the meat we eat Marrying that goat not only puts him to shame him it also gives him the right to continuously abuse the animal I wish one of these days the goat turns on him and gore him in his ass to let him feel how it is to be violated (then again he just might enjoy it)
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Mar 13th 2008 @ 7:28PM
SUSAN said...
#12, female goats don't have horns. But maybe her dad will butt his son-in-law in the ass.
Mar 20th 2008 @ 6:38PM
Anne said...
Ummm Susan, actually female goats do have horns. Not just males have horns, that goes for cattle and goats.
Sorry, bothers me when people post something ignorant. Guess it's just the agriculture teacher in me :)
Mar 13th 2008 @ 11:42AM
pretty girl said...
That man needs to be punish. mentaly he is sick only a
sick person will have sex and marries a goat.
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Mar 14th 2008 @ 12:43AM
Carla said...
Eeeeeew! that is sick. a man having sex with a goat. i dont even want to say those words in the same sentence! Nasty sicko!
Mar 13th 2008 @ 2:19PM
todd lissner said...
goating sum1 into marraige iz terrible ha ha!!!
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Mar 13th 2008 @ 2:24PM
Angiebaby said...
Poor goat... married to the village idiot.
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Mar 13th 2008 @ 2:26PM
jim said...
Sounds like a bunch of East Texans. Except they liked chickens instead of goats.
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