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Sudan man marries a goat

by Iva Skoch (RSS feed) on Mar 12th 2008 at 10:40AM

This is an important security announcement for all of you, who plan on a) visiting Sudan b) engaging in sexual relations with farm animals, or c) both. Stay away from goats in Sudan!

Let this story serve as a lesson to you. A man from Sudan has been forced to take a goat as his wife after he was caught having sex with the animal, BBC reports. The goat's owner, Mr Alifi, said he surprised the man with his goat and took him to a council of elders and they ordered the man, Mr Tombe, to pay a dowry of 15,000 Sudanese dinars ($50) to Mr Alifi.

The intercourse happened the night before Valentine's day (awww) and as far as anyone knows, they are still together. The newlyweds are registered at Pottery Barn (they should be, at least.)

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Reader Comments (Page 1 of 5)

Derek Mar 12th 2008 11:31AM

Jeez, we have the same thing here, only it was a she who married a goat named Bill (as in Clinton).

Ron Mar 13th 2008 7:06PM

LOL, well Derek you almost got it right. It was Bill who married a bitch.

lauren Mar 13th 2008 7:39PM

lmao you should be a comedian

Dave Mar 12th 2008 2:45PM

Sure, the goat gets date raped and then doesn't even have a say in the marriage. Did they ask her if she wanted this union??? Nah, Nah, Nah

plucky Mar 12th 2008 4:15PM

Does she have a sister? $50 is a steal these days for a wedding! Mr. Alifi you will go down in history...as the man who pimped a goat! What a legacy!

daisy duperron Mar 12th 2008 5:27PM

i think it's disguesting.

greg Mar 13th 2008 3:45AM

I couldn't agree with you more. How can mankind be so sick. We sure have wondered away from what God wanted in His creation.

Strong Mar 12th 2008 9:45PM

GEE!! AND HERE I THOUGHT THE FIRST PERSON TO MARRY A GOAT WAS SLICK WILLIE.

THE PUDITS, FOR A CHANGE, WERE CORRECT. EXPAND THE DEFINITION OF MARRIAGE AND SOON BESTIALITY WILL SET IN.

Jimmie Mar 13th 2008 8:34PM

I wonder what the "kids" will look like.

Ellen Snortland Mar 12th 2008 10:42PM

Who says this is a female goat?

Reality Check Mar 12th 2008 11:51PM

A new Marriage paradygm coming soon to Massachsuetts and San Francisco...soon in MA schools we will be getting curriculum about goat and man families, etc etc.

Reality Check Mar 12th 2008 11:55PM

So Mr so and so how is the wife?

Not BAAAAHHHHHD not BAAHHHHHH at all.

e. ray watt Mar 13th 2008 8:47AM

The bad thing is the next day the goat acts as if she never knew you...................

Charmaine Mar 13th 2008 8:56AM

He is quite lucky he had to pay $50.00 in some countries he would have been flogged to death we have to be very careful about the meat we eat Marrying that goat not only puts him to shame him it also gives him the right to continuously abuse the animal I wish one of these days the goat turns on him and gore him in his ass to let him feel how it is to be violated (then again he just might enjoy it)