Celebrities to make announcements over airport PA systems
You know those routine announcements at the airport that just blend into the fluorescent-lit background? They're about to become more distinct -- or at least that's what airports are hoping. Many are getting rid of the generic automated voices and replacing them with recognizable celebrity voices. A few have already implemented celebrity announcements; for example, country artist Lee Ann Womack greets visitors this way: "This is Lee Ann Womack inviting you to relax and unwind in one of the airport's many restaurants. Thank you for choosing Nashville International Airport."
It seems to me that celebrity announcements will tend to sound commercial, as though the airport were a product being pushed on travelers. I don't care if Lee Ann Womack invites me to relax -- it's not like I chose the airport. It's far more likely that I chose the cheapest ticket and my route took me through Nashville.
But then again, as airports become destinations in their own rights, with museums and shopping malls, perhaps it is a good marketing ploy to make each airport stand out from the others.
Listen to Rodney Dangerfield, Ted Kennedy, and other celebrities instruct you in airport etiquette here.
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Reader Comments (Page 1 of 2)
Feb 14th 2008 @ 7:19PM
Marilyn Terrell said...
I like Ted a lot better as an airport announcer than as a legislator.
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Feb 17th 2008 @ 6:42AM
Henry said...
Kennedy would make a better driving instructor for Hillary Clinton
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Feb 17th 2008 @ 7:09AM
richard mccormack said...
Ahhh...just what we need: MORE celebrity worship. And this whole idea of politicians as "celebrities"....This is why we're going to end-up with President Obama - Someone tell me exactly what he's ever done. YES WE CAN!
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Feb 17th 2008 @ 7:30AM
EDDIE said...
I'D LIKE TO HEAR WHAT HE WAS SAYING WHEN HE WAS LEAVING MARYJO KOPECKNE .
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Feb 17th 2008 @ 8:04AM
Rollando said...
This is neat. Since Rodney Dangerfield is my favorite comedian, I wonder how long will they continue to use his voice? Sadly, he had passed away not too long ago.
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Feb 17th 2008 @ 8:23AM
michele cappiello said...
Why would anyone want to listen to him - as an announcer or senator - he is a blowhard and a poor excuse for a human - Just ask Mary Jo's parents.
But, better at the airport than our Capital!!!!
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Feb 17th 2008 @ 8:55AM
big al said...
here we thought he was suppose to be a senator all along. He finally found his calling
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Feb 17th 2008 @ 8:59AM
Tom said...
What are they doing? Trying to make people sick by using Ted Kennedy's voice. Who would want to hear him. He is a useless Senator and a useless human.
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Feb 17th 2008 @ 9:13AM
TB said...
What a lying sack! This country is so full of dumb-ass people. Ted Kennedy gets drunk and kills a girl, doesn't do one hour in jail, remains a senator for 35 damn years, President Clinton lies to a grand jury, lies to the American people, oh, he didn't inhale when he was smoking weed, oh, he didn't have sex with Monica. Now we have a loudmouth lying witch or a native black muslim running for president of this country, both spouting off about how they're going to change this country! Yeah, I believe it!!Americans WAKE UP! you're getting dumber by the minute!!!!!
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Feb 17th 2008 @ 9:16AM
Shawn said...
This is not a new thing, I remember Rodney Dangerfield's voice over the Las Vegas airport PA when I was there in 1975.
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Feb 17th 2008 @ 9:25AM
lisastupp68 said...
Listenng to automated announcements are annoying enough without having to hear them from someone that is annoying.
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Feb 17th 2008 @ 9:33AM
Steven Fanale said...
The day that Ted is defeated for his Senate seat will be the greatest day for Massachusetts and forits people.
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Feb 17th 2008 @ 10:02AM
bill said...
what does kennedy announce? the location of the terminal bars?
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Feb 17th 2008 @ 10:25AM
Kent said...
It was reported a few years ago that Ted Kennedy was on the no-fly list as a suspected terrorist or person of interest. Of course, that was soon corrected after he criticized the system.
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Feb 17th 2008 @ 10:40AM
Pat said...
TB said...
What a lying sack! This country is so full of dumb-ass people. Ted Kennedy gets drunk and kills a girl, doesn't do one hour in jail, remains a senator for 35 damn years, President Clinton lies to a grand jury, lies to the American people, oh, he didn't inhale when he was smoking weed, oh, he didn't have sex with Monica. Now we have a loudmouth lying witch or a native black muslim running for president of this country, both spouting off about how they're going to change this country! Yeah, I believe it!!Americans WAKE UP! you're getting dumber by the minute!!!!!
Thank you TB!!! It couldn't have been said better.
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Feb 17th 2008 @ 10:41AM
Pat said...
I couldn't relax in any airport if I heard that fat, drunken no-good's voice. He is scum.
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Feb 17th 2008 @ 10:47AM
Diane said...
Ted Kennedy is the most over-rated piece of scum on the planet. He is a terrible senator and I would assume he has been re-elected for all these years only because he is a Kennedy. What? Are the people of Massachusetts afraid of him if they don't vote for him? Why else would they vote for the drunken, lying blob? Politics is a dirty game and he is the dirtiest.
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Feb 17th 2008 @ 11:15AM
Susan said...
How do all of you get through the day carrying that huge load of hate around?
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Feb 17th 2008 @ 11:19AM
juno said...
Kennedy is a loser. Why don't he just step down. Same with Shriver and Caroline????
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Feb 17th 2008 @ 11:21AM
kEN said...
ERRR, AHHHH, FOOD IS OVA THEYA
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