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Singapore Airlines asks passengers to "please refrain from sex"

by Catherine Bodry (RSS feed) on Nov 1st 2007 at 3:30PM

ROSLAN RAHMAN Jamie already covered the potential outcome of putting double beds on an airplane. But now Singapore airlines is directly addressing the situation as well.

The airline's new Airbus A380 flies with two double beds in First Class, which are made private by a screen. But the airline is hoping to quash any funny-business ideas travelers might get when booking a ~~lover's package~~ First Class bed. In a statement to Reuters, the airline said "All we ask of customers, wherever they are on our aircraft, is to observe standards that don't cause offense to other customers and crew." I'd say that statement is open to interpretation, wouldn't you?

A passenger on the inaugral flight argued, "So they'll sell you a double bed, and give you privacy and endless champagne and then say you can't do what comes naturally?" Still, the rooms aren't completely soundproof or sealed, so you've either got to have mad skills or enjoy the fact that you might get caught.

Gallery: Singapore Airlines' Airbus A380

Filed under: Business, Asia, Singapore, Hotels and Accommodations, Airlines, Transportation

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Reader Comments (Page 4 of 4)

Injun Mike Nov 4th 2007 7:50PM

I took that flight from Singapore to New york, and it was nothing but non-stop sex everywhere....in the cabins, in the seats, in the aisles, in the bathroom, even the cooks were doing it in the galley....the stewardesses were running around the cabin naked except for high heels and stockings, and the captain came out of the "cockpit" naked, pointing to his privates and underarm and yelling "This is my cock!!..."This is my pit!!".....whew....I never saw anything like it....they were showing porno movies and everyone was drinking "real" Singapore Slings, which is paint thinner and papaya juice, and the stewardesses had a "W" painted on one butt cheek and an "M" on the other...every five minutes they would blow whistles and bellow "Check this you fools!!", and turn cartwheels....it spelled "Wow Mom, wow mom, wow mom".....I'm going again on my next church trip..........

Joyk Nov 4th 2007 6:08PM

Man, I sure would take advantage of the bed...and do what comes naturally.....enjoy the high flying with my husband!!! WOOO HOOOO!!!

SWAZDUDE Nov 4th 2007 6:28PM

So, what are they going to do? If they hear you having sex are they going to pull over and make you get off?

Jody Nov 4th 2007 6:44PM

katieanne29 asked if we would want to be assigned a bed that someone had had sex on. Well, katieanne29, have you ever stayed in a motel? Driven a rental car? Sat in the back of taxi lol??!!!

mrs r Nov 4th 2007 7:07PM

i cant help but laff an agree sam as a hotel but in the air . not sure if i would have sex or not but hey like one said long fight what is there to do odd as it is

Joe Nov 4th 2007 7:07PM

For heaven's sake, why in the world shouldn't people make love in a comfortable bed on an exotic trip?
I would hope they'd have the courtesy not to make ecstatic sounds and disturb or embarrass others!

steve3927 Nov 4th 2007 7:22PM

Puts new meaning in the term "in-flight turbulance".

Maybe they'll ask passengers to "Please disengage," before they land.

How about the flight attendants asking "Coffee? Tea? Condom?"

Maybe we'll hear "Dahling, I have arrived," from the very rich.

Okay I'm done....

Daniella Nov 5th 2007 12:19AM

These comments are the funniest yet. I laughed soooooooo hard and I needed it. Thanks bloggers for my favorite thread EVER!

dvido Nov 4th 2007 7:55PM

what a rush to hit a air pocket, a moment almost weightlessness

grissy Nov 7th 2007 11:42PM

How anyone can get comfortable enough to have sex on a plane is beyond me. I am too busy praying to God that the plane not crash, not be taken over by terrorists or hijackers, etc. There you are, up in the sky, anything can happen, and some people can actually chill out enough to have sex? Wow...

Shelly Nov 4th 2007 8:24PM

If they do not want the beds used for "romance", then why advertise them as such. The picture has rose petals and champagne. To me they are advertising it as a romantic getaway.

jared Nov 4th 2007 8:50PM

FOR THAT MUCH MONEY I WANT THE CAPTAIN TO S*CK MY D*CK !!!

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