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Sex Toys and Sausages: A Bad Smuggling Combination

by Neil Woodburn (RSS feed) on Sep 20th 2007 at 12:00PM

Butchers in Mannheim, Germany alerted police on Wednesday when a customer speaking broken English asked the shop keepers to hold on to two "Schwartenmagen" sausages he had purchased from them earlier in the day. He told the butchers he was flying to Dubai the following day and asked if they could store his Schwartenmagen in their refrigerator for the night.

The butchers became suspicious, however, when they noticed that the Schwartenmagen were much heavier than they should be. Concerned that the 50-year old man on his way to the Middle East might be using the sausage to smuggle something dangerous on to the plane, they immediately called the police.

A crack squad of Germany's finest arrived on the scene where they quickly wrestled the sausages to the ground and discovered a rather large sex toy embedded in each of Schwartenmagen. I'll let you guess what type of sex toy might fit within a hollowed out sausage.

Hey, isn't there a better way to smuggle those things? It sort of makes you wonder why the old prison method wasn't used instead. Ugh!

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Reader Comments (Page 1 of 1)

Marcy Feb 22nd 2008 11:40PM

"Honey, is that a Schwartenmagen in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?"

Mary Feb 24th 2008 10:17PM

I like mine with cheese on the inside!

Cali Mar 9th 2008 3:25PM

Schwartenmagen goes good with a smegma schmeer.

Cali Mar 9th 2008 3:26PM

Too funny for words!

melissia Mar 16th 2008 1:19PM

Kaaaaaa kakakakakakakaka.

jean Apr 1st 2008 11:29AM

I didnt' think it would be ilegal to have a vibrator on your possesion on a plane?

Pam May 2nd 2008 5:39AM

I don't think so either....just as long as you keep it out of sight. Maybe in your pocket??

geo Jun 12th 2008 10:06PM

Just wait 'til the religious police confiscate his meat because it contains PORK!

geo Jun 12th 2008 10:08PM

adds a new dimension to 'hide the salami"

Mark S. Oct 6th 2008 12:15PM

I must agree with GEO there. a whole new dimension ! I wonder if he takes mustard with that ?

tim Jan 5th 2009 7:39PM

just think; wears the bun no myo with that

Jenny Sep 22nd 2007 10:49PM

This is almost as bad as the guy who said his Penis Pump was a bomb.

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