Sex Toys and Sausages: A Bad Smuggling Combination
Butchers in Mannheim, Germany alerted police on Wednesday when a customer speaking broken English asked the shop keepers to hold on to two "Schwartenmagen" sausages he had purchased from them earlier in the day. He told the butchers he was flying to Dubai the following day and asked if they could store his Schwartenmagen in their refrigerator for the night. The butchers became suspicious, however, when they noticed that the Schwartenmagen were much heavier than they should be. Concerned that the 50-year old man on his way to the Middle East might be using the sausage to smuggle something dangerous on to the plane, they immediately called the police.
A crack squad of Germany's finest arrived on the scene where they quickly wrestled the sausages to the ground and discovered a rather large sex toy embedded in each of Schwartenmagen. I'll let you guess what type of sex toy might fit within a hollowed out sausage.
Hey, isn't there a better way to smuggle those things? It sort of makes you wonder why the old prison method wasn't used instead. Ugh!
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Sep 22nd 2007 @ 10:49PM
Jenny said...
This is almost as bad as the guy who said his Penis Pump was a bomb.
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Feb 22nd 2008 @ 11:40PM
Marcy said...
"Honey, is that a Schwartenmagen in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?"
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Feb 24th 2008 @ 10:17PM
Mary said...
I like mine with cheese on the inside!
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Mar 9th 2008 @ 3:25PM
Cali said...
Schwartenmagen goes good with a smegma schmeer.
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Mar 9th 2008 @ 3:26PM
Cali said...
Too funny for words!
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Mar 16th 2008 @ 1:19PM
melissia said...
Kaaaaaa kakakakakakakaka.
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Apr 1st 2008 @ 11:29AM
jean said...
I didnt' think it would be ilegal to have a vibrator on your possesion on a plane?
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May 2nd 2008 @ 5:39AM
Pam said...
I don't think so either....just as long as you keep it out of sight. Maybe in your pocket??
Jun 12th 2008 @ 10:06PM
geo said...
Just wait 'til the religious police confiscate his meat because it contains PORK!
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Jun 12th 2008 @ 10:08PM
geo said...
adds a new dimension to 'hide the salami"
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