Hungarians Reclaim World Kissing Title

This week, a group of 6400 horny Hungarian couples broke the world record for simultaneous kissing when they locked lips for a few moments outside the country’s ornate and mood-inspiring parliament building. Amusingly, Hungary has been engaged in a back-and-forth “kissing duel” with the Philippines since 2004, as both countries have been vying for the title.

Reportedly, one young, lascivious couple who identified themselves only as “Orsi and Pityu” started kissing half an hour before the official record attempt. “That’s the least we can do for the nation,” Pityu said. Pityu, you are a patriot! Anyway, this is what the event looked like:

Note that this record is not the same as the world’s longest kiss, which is a lip-wearying 31 hours long. Nor is it the same as girls kissing in bars, which happens on a daily basis at college campuses around the world.

We’ll try to keep you posted on future attempts in time to make travel arrangements, you perverts.