The World's Messiest Cars

I'm not even sure what I'm looking at here -- I'm just so glad it's behind glass.

This guy is AWESOME! Check out his backseat below:

Yes, please handle with care.

Bottles of rum, vodka, wine, some flip-flops....and a bikini. Why wasn't I invited?

The toilet paper is there for emergencies, man. Emergencies! Oh and hey -- is that OJ's glove?

Is this thing even driveable?

Volvos are the best!

Care for some Snapple? No? I've got some Dr. Pepper too.

This car is so dirty, the trash juice is seeping through the metal.

Mmm...donuts.

Five minutes, give me five minutes and this car would be on fire.

Aside from having a large pile of rubbish on top of it, this car is actually pretty cool. I mean, check out the vanity plate on that bad boy. Awesome!.
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Reader Comments (Page 1 of 2)
May 25th 2007 @ 10:49AM
Willy said...
Imagine what they smell like...
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May 26th 2007 @ 3:27AM
crispycritter911 said...
Man, my parents bought a pickup off of this old woman, which her husband passed away from cancer. I could see why. He smoked so much in this truck, it stained all the panels and the tar was dripping down the windows. What we thought was a brown trimmed interior was in fact several shades of grey. When we cleaned the bench seat, we noticed it had a grey/light grey cross pattern on it.
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May 26th 2007 @ 6:11AM
cenourinha said...
Lets pimp my car...
xD
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May 26th 2007 @ 9:10AM
rwhite said...
ITS ALL IN HOW YOU LOOK AT IT. IT COULD BE A REALITY T.V. PHOTO OPPORTUNITY TRI FECTA[ IT COULD BE ON COPS - WORLDS FUNNIEST VIDEOS- AND IF THE COPS SEARCH THE CAR AND THROW THE STUFF ON SOMEONES FRONT LAWN WHILE SEARCHING IT COULD BE ON REDNECK YARD OF THE WEEK. ITS ALL ABOUT PERSPECTIVE.
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May 26th 2007 @ 9:56AM
david said...
Goodness, just open the doors and shake the car a little every few months!
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May 26th 2007 @ 11:43AM
Aaron said...
that last one was ridiculous.
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May 27th 2007 @ 5:06PM
rwhite said...
THATS WHAT RECYCELING IS ALL ABOUT KEEPING THE LAND FILLS CLEAN
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Jun 3rd 2007 @ 6:41AM
dave said...
Beats air bags i guess
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Jun 3rd 2007 @ 6:43AM
Rick said...
I notice when ever I see some one hauling trash from cars, they are neatnicks. I would perfer seeing some one keep trach in the car then on the roads
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Jun 3rd 2007 @ 7:11AM
Tim said...
It was a 95 degree day and I was working in my shop when a customer in a Nova came by and complained of a noise in the rear of the car. I went and got a technician and away we went on a test drive. The car was full of garbage which included a half eaten hamburger on the floor. We stopped the car after hearing a few things which sounded as if coming from the trunk. We opened the trunk and the stench of rotten meat hit us right in the face on this 95 degree day. We later found out she went to dumpsters to get rotten meat for her hogs. We also took the car back to her and told her we heard nothing and promptly headed to the bathroom.
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Jun 3rd 2007 @ 7:37AM
figment said...
That is so nasty. I can't even imagine why.If the car looks like that then what do you think they live in? That is not just gross it's a health hazard. It reminds me of those pack rat people who can't throw anything away, like a compulsive disorder deal.All I can think right now is EWWWWW !!!
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Jun 3rd 2007 @ 7:38AM
stace said...
Maggot Farm
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Jun 3rd 2007 @ 7:43AM
baddogarf said...
Well, their homes most likely look the same! The same way...using an excuse oh i'm on a trip ..that's why i look like a slob...because i am a slob...i was weaned off my mother's left nut ...an this why i am a slob...prick park on my street and it will get torched!
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Jun 3rd 2007 @ 7:55AM
michael said...
thats gross, my friends tease me that my car looks like it did when i got it 3 years ago, because i wont allow any food, or drinks it in,that would be unaccepatble to me, i wont even transfer food or drinks with my car, never mind have all that junk in it
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Jun 3rd 2007 @ 8:42AM
Just Me said...
I thought my honey's car was a pig sty. I guess I didn't have to much to complain about. At least it was usable. I wonder if these people had rodent problems too. EEEKKKK! That kind of trash would attract big mutant mice!
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Jun 3rd 2007 @ 8:51AM
Anne said...
You need to put a vomit alert warning before posting photos like these. Yuck!
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Jun 3rd 2007 @ 9:06AM
james Bestrycki sr said...
I have seen worse, put all those cars together and also with a dead body inside, with dirty diapers, ants, mice, and rats eating away. That was what I found on a repo job, inside a mans garage, he didn't ide of the smell, hehad a heart attack.
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Jun 3rd 2007 @ 9:48AM
Rollando said...
And I thought my car was bad! I guess there are always someone out there who goes one or two step further than oneself.
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Jun 3rd 2007 @ 9:51AM
Crabby McSlacker said...
I loved the way the photos got progressively worse. The first few: I know those people. The last bunch: run away, run away, run away! (Except the very last one, which looked publicity-stuntish)
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Jun 3rd 2007 @ 10:03AM
gsbibeau said...
I thought my car was bad... its just cluttered with sheet music and half filled bottle of music from various rehearsals and junk mail that I have'nt had time to read or throw out. I think I'll go clean it now!!!!
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