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A Canadian In Beijing: Malled
Anyway, this is all to say that I needed to go shopping.

The other part of the truth (which may or may not be the bigger part!) is that I had been avoiding doing my laundry and I was completely out of underwear. Rather than hand wash a few pairs to get me through, I decided that I could probably afford to buy a few more pairs. Lazy, I know. I'm such a stereotypic bachelor right now!
With all this in mind, I grabbed my reusable shopping bags and headed to the heart of Wudaokou.
I feel a little like Alice walking through the looking glass. I have no idea what I'll find around every corner and I am constantly in awe at the density of sights, smells, sounds and activity here.
So, en route to aforementioned room supplies, I went into the Lotus Center for the second time since arriving. As I was walking around, I suddenly noticed an escalator at the far end of the small, main-floor, shopping complex that I had mistakenly understood to be the entirety of the "Lotus Center." I went up this escalator and found myself in a giant mall with three levels that offered everything from DVDs to housewares, new shoes to fresh vegetables, cigarettes to shampoo.
Okay then. How did I miss that the first time?
I stood at the top of the first escalator looking around, dumbfounded, and became a bit like a rock in the riverbed of a flowing public. People flowed around and past me as I turned and waited for a relatively quiet moment to photograph the escalator.

Because I have never seen items for sale on an escalator before. The items don't move but you do. How does that work?
Picture this: you're the shopper and you think, "hey, maybe I'll buy that item but I'd like to check out the ingredients first." Then, after picking it up and realizing that you'd probably be better off without all those unpronounceable contents in your body, you've been carried up and away from where it belongs! Stranded at the top or stranded at the bottom with a box of cheap cookies in your hand, what do you do?
Maybe it's a brilliant idea. Perhaps you'd look at the effort it would take to put it back -- You'd have to do the up/down loop in order to be the conscientious shopper who returns an unwanted item to whence it came, after all -- and then just throw it in your basket and consider buying it as your penance for being lazy? Go back into the flowing public just to put back a box of cookies? I think not. Besides, at that point in the consideration, you'd likely have talked yourself into wanting them after all! Maybe they'll be the most delicious thing you've ever tasted, you wonder.
Oh how the mind justifies. This is how advertising gets us.
As you can imagine, with these ideas running through my head and so much to take in, I sometimes walk around a bit like I'm in a daze. China makes me move slowly and I get jostled around and bumped into by people left and right -- people who are less in a state of wonder and with more of an agenda. This was how it was for me for the remainder of my time in the Lotus Center. My little basket and I wandered wide-eyed through aisle after aisle and my little basket slowly got heavier.
I admit to being tempted by the incredibly low prices of stuff here. I bought my underwear. The women's version was terrible and came with bows! I ended up buying a four-pack of men's cotton briefs with some cool designs on them for a whopping 4 kuai (or almost $0.59 a pack -- That makes it $0.15 a pair!) Note to self: I am bigger than a men's medium in China; they're kinda tight!
And what else did I buy? Well, 96 kuai later and I must admit that I'm not quite sure! I got my school supplies and some letter-writing supplies, some slippers for my cold dorm floor, tea towels, some food products, some water. All in all, it's easy to say that things are cheap here, but those cheap things eventually cost a lot of money! I know that 80 kuai is only $14 Canadian, but I am aiming to keep this journey within budget and so I found myself scratching my head.

Did I really need the beer shampoo just because it was made of beer?
Maybe I can blame it on the televisions? At the end of every second aisle, a television set with non-stop advertising easily catches a shopper's gaze. At least, it caught mine! I watched a few ads just for entertainment's sake, but didn't buy the products being advertised. Still, perhaps I was subliminally affected into believing that "buying is good" and "shopping is healthy" and "I need more stuff."
Those discounts are alluring. I couldn't resist.
At the checkout counter, I dutifully waited my turn and have become quite good at saying "wo bu yao daizi, xie xie," which means: "I don't want a plastic bag, thank you." Everything is put in plastic here unless actively requested otherwise. They look at me strangely but accept my weird "foreign" request without much dispute. Lately, I've also starting following up my request with: "shijie you tai duo de daizi." This means: "The world has too many plastic bags."
The last time I said that, I actually got a smile.

This is a picture of my checkout line among about twenty others. If only my little camera could capture the panoramic of these views to show the whole scale of such experiences. You'll just have to take my word for it!
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Reader Comments (Page 1 of 1)
Willy Apr 17th 2007 10:24AM
Beer shampoo... better than ear shampoo!
Lauren Apr 17th 2007 2:34PM
As I read the beginning of your blog I was immediately reminded of your song: "I'm down to the last pair of underwear, and it seems to me that it's long past time to do laundry." Redefine, Ember, "who needs underwear anyway."
Also, you definitely needed beer lotion. Don't question it. I'm curious now, I wonder if they sell it in Ohio.
TEMPLE Apr 17th 2007 7:49PM
Being a Swift, it is nice to see you are getting the deals!!Being my sister it is nice to see you out shopping!
Miss you - thanks for the constant entertainment through your eyes!
Zan Apr 18th 2007 1:40AM
Haha!! "Too many plastic bags"!! Reminds me of my stepmother. My sis's man calls her Boob-a-rella because of all of the obvious plastic surgeries and enlargements/reductions.
I like the pheonetic chinese too, I could understand most of it. Just last week, I spent 2 hours at the local (might I add...small) oriental market shop just trying to read the labels (half of them didn't have any english).
Also, I heard that you can get really awesome Gore-Tex outerwear for next to nothing at the markets there. Have fun shopping...Zan
Tae Apr 18th 2007 7:55AM
shopping in china is like a carnival! it seems like an event you could take your family to, judging by the pictures. so much more exciting than australian supermarkets.
loving the journal ember, keep it up.
and you get twenty points for buying men's underwear too, just because most people would have endured the bows.
Lou Apr 18th 2007 8:06AM
What a GREAT post! Colourful descriptions and equally colourful pictures. I almost feel as if I were there... More, more!! :-D
April Apr 18th 2007 8:25AM
I love that you went out and bought underwear instead of doing laundry! :-)
A
Kerry Apr 18th 2007 10:25PM
Thanks for such an amusing read. Just imagine if you had to stock those escalator bargens!
Lynn Taylor Apr 19th 2007 2:20AM
BEER shampoo - can you bring me some back pls..lol.
So - I haven't read it allyet - but you look SUPER HOT in those shades!!!
love from me to you ...xoxooxoxox
Lynn
Ren Apr 21st 2007 10:37PM
r u happy now? now i really wanna eat those lotte cookies haha. thei are really cute. cant wait to go back to china this summer^.^
p.s. i think u got ripped off by tat beer shampoo. u can always get 飘柔
lyndell Apr 26th 2007 8:11AM
you bought more underwear! you're too much miss.swift! but you've got me laughing all the way over here in india. bring home some of that beer shampoo hey. x L
Shan Apr 30th 2007 8:05PM
This Lotus Centre is more close to a Costco type supermarket. It's good enough to buy shampoo, snacks, or portable DVD players. Soon you will find out some shopping malls where you can buy some decent underwear/lingeries. You don't even need to go downtown. Cheers!