A Canadian In Beijing: Piddly-Squat

I know squats are good for me. They're assigned in most aerobic workouts and they're apparently my ticket to a more shapely behind. Still, I had forgotten that I'd be practicing this movement several times a day in China.

Urinating in this position is actually healthier for your body than the western toilet. I learned this many years ago and understood squatting to be better for the bladder's optimal drainage versus sitting which doesn't enable one's bladder to fully empty itself. This then puts more strain on the body to relieve itself more regularly, hence keeping this organ working overtime on a perpetual basis. (This company bases its whole product on these findings. Check out this image for a good laugh!)

I must say that they take some getting used to, however. Remembering to bring your own toilet paper is a must and no paper is deposited into the holes but instead is placed in the uncovered wastebasket provided. Sometimes this can be a smelly collection and I've found that holding one's breath is the best solution. All in all, I'm then working my squats AND my lungs. Surely that's exercise!
My room at the university and most modern hotels and shopping centres also offer western-style toilets. As Beijing continues to grow and accommodate travellers, more and more western-style toilets are available. Still, the toilet paper rule applies. In this way, they are keeping miles and miles of sewers free of foreign material and just filled with organic waste.

Now if Beijing would only start a humanure project! With this massive population, I'm sure the city's many coal-driven energy systems could be replaced by the methane, combustion or fertilization possible via human waste.

But, I won't hold my breath for that one!