Insignificant Province Uses MySpace to Boost Tourism

Have you heard of the tiny Eastern European province of Yrsczstan? No? Well, you’re not alone. In fact, most of its own citizens only know it by its former name — “The People’s Oblast of Vlad” (roughly translated) — because of constant political upheaval. Well, Yrsczstan’s Ministry of Promotions and Goats hopes to eradicate the land’s obscurity by opening its borders to the Internet.

Last week, the Ministry created a page on MySpace to make friends with the site’s 100 million+ users. Their desire is to connect with curious travelers and lure them to the province in a non-sexual-predator way. Yrsczstan describes itself on the site very succinctly: “We made mostly of factories and large women. We also have strong export of radioactive plastics.”

As of the time of this post, Yrsczstan only has one friend: Tom.