7-Elevens to be Converted to Kwik-E-Marts
A deal is pending between the world's largest gas station company and Fox to temporarily convert 11 7-Elevens across the United States into Kwik-E-Marts to promote the upcoming Simpsons Movie. I've taken the liberty of creating an image of what this might look like if the event goes through, and let me be the first to say this is completely awesome.
You'll also be able to buy items inspired by the show, like KrustyO's cereal, Buzz Cola, and iced Squishees. As soon as we find out exactly if, when, and where this happens, we'll be sure and let you know.
You'll also be able to buy items inspired by the show, like KrustyO's cereal, Buzz Cola, and iced Squishees. As soon as we find out exactly if, when, and where this happens, we'll be sure and let you know.
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Reader Comments (Page 1 of 2)
Mar 28th 2007 @ 11:39AM
Willy said...
Who knew Abu could shred like that? Sick!
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Mar 28th 2007 @ 12:44PM
jmchez said...
This is too funny! I guess that 7-11 is living by the dictum that any publicity is good publicity.
Among the unsavory things that the KiwkEMart is known for and that I can remember off the top of my head, the following are just a few: It sells old food as fresh, get robbed on a regularly planned schedule, raises prices as soon as a crisis is foreseen, sells hard core pornography, has a secret clean rest room hidden from clients, will charge you for a magazine if you browse it for more than 20 seconds, works its employees to exhaustion.
Good thing the show is only cartoon satire. Or is it?
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Mar 28th 2007 @ 3:31PM
Jeremy said...
3 orgasms and counting over this!
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Mar 28th 2007 @ 3:46PM
Jon said...
How about Duff Beer?
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Mar 28th 2007 @ 4:11PM
tim said...
its apu not abu
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Mar 28th 2007 @ 4:40PM
Mx said...
Apu doesn't skate.
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Mar 28th 2007 @ 4:40PM
gimp said...
For the lub of jebus! how can this article leave us hanging?? of corse i meen....will there be DUFF????
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Mar 28th 2007 @ 4:47PM
JPmeiner said...
He did do some skateboarding in the do like you feel like episode I believe.
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Mar 28th 2007 @ 4:47PM
Ron said...
It is not Abu, it is APU! What Simpsons fan doesn't know that!?
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Mar 28th 2007 @ 4:48PM
Sanjay Nahasapeemapetilon said...
Where are they going to put them? In every town named Springfield of course!
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Mar 28th 2007 @ 4:49PM
Ryan Metcalf said...
Amazing. Now if only I had a chance that one of the 11 stores would be near me! Not likely though.
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Mar 28th 2007 @ 4:52PM
J said...
Abu was the monkey in the disney Aladdin movies.
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Mar 28th 2007 @ 5:19PM
pete said...
Tim - I'm sure your intentions were well to correct Willy, but you mixed it up too. It's "Apu" not "Abu"
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Mar 28th 2007 @ 5:39PM
sdf said...
idiot, tim was right
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Mar 28th 2007 @ 6:26PM
Joe said...
That's Apu Nahasapeemapetilon! Indeed.
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Mar 28th 2007 @ 7:36PM
jimmy said...
who needs the kwik-e-mart?
that really sicky-mart.
their floors are sticky-mart.
let's throw a bricky-mart.
the kwik-e-mart is real...d'oh!!!
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Mar 28th 2007 @ 7:50PM
flan said...
Brilliant!
www.thisblogisabomb.com
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Mar 28th 2007 @ 8:28PM
Dan said...
Chocolate.....Double Chocolate.... TRIPLE CHOCOLATE!!!!
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Mar 28th 2007 @ 9:48PM
makeminechutney said...
Chutney Squishee, mmmmmmm....aaaaaa.....arrrrrhhhhh...
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Mar 29th 2007 @ 2:45AM
Rian said...
you guys have all got it wrong... his name is Slime Q. Simedog. :)
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