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7-Elevens to be Converted to Kwik-E-Marts
You'll also be able to buy items inspired by the show, like KrustyO's cereal, Buzz Cola, and iced Squishees. As soon as we find out exactly if, when, and where this happens, we'll be sure and let you know.
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Reader Comments (Page 1 of 2)
Willy Mar 28th 2007 11:39AM
Who knew Abu could shred like that? Sick!
jmchez Mar 28th 2007 12:44PM
This is too funny! I guess that 7-11 is living by the dictum that any publicity is good publicity.
Among the unsavory things that the KiwkEMart is known for and that I can remember off the top of my head, the following are just a few: It sells old food as fresh, get robbed on a regularly planned schedule, raises prices as soon as a crisis is foreseen, sells hard core pornography, has a secret clean rest room hidden from clients, will charge you for a magazine if you browse it for more than 20 seconds, works its employees to exhaustion.
Good thing the show is only cartoon satire. Or is it?
Jeremy Mar 28th 2007 3:31PM
3 orgasms and counting over this!
Jon Mar 28th 2007 3:46PM
How about Duff Beer?
tim Mar 28th 2007 4:11PM
its apu not abu
Mx Mar 28th 2007 4:40PM
Apu doesn't skate.
gimp Mar 28th 2007 4:40PM
For the lub of jebus! how can this article leave us hanging?? of corse i meen....will there be DUFF????
JPmeiner Mar 28th 2007 4:47PM
He did do some skateboarding in the do like you feel like episode I believe.
Ron Mar 28th 2007 4:47PM
It is not Abu, it is APU! What Simpsons fan doesn't know that!?
Sanjay Nahasapeemapetilon Mar 28th 2007 4:48PM
Where are they going to put them? In every town named Springfield of course!
Ryan Metcalf Mar 28th 2007 4:49PM
Amazing. Now if only I had a chance that one of the 11 stores would be near me! Not likely though.
J Mar 28th 2007 4:52PM
Abu was the monkey in the disney Aladdin movies.
pete Mar 28th 2007 5:19PM
Tim - I'm sure your intentions were well to correct Willy, but you mixed it up too. It's "Apu" not "Abu"
sdf Mar 28th 2007 5:39PM
idiot, tim was right
Joe Mar 28th 2007 6:26PM
That's Apu Nahasapeemapetilon! Indeed.
jimmy Mar 28th 2007 7:36PM
who needs the kwik-e-mart?
that really sicky-mart.
their floors are sticky-mart.
let's throw a bricky-mart.
the kwik-e-mart is real...d'oh!!!
flan Mar 28th 2007 7:50PM
Brilliant!
www.thisblogisabomb.com
Dan Mar 28th 2007 8:28PM
Chocolate.....Double Chocolate.... TRIPLE CHOCOLATE!!!!
makeminechutney Mar 28th 2007 9:48PM
Chutney Squishee, mmmmmmm....aaaaaa.....arrrrrhhhhh...
Rian Mar 29th 2007 2:45AM
you guys have all got it wrong... his name is Slime Q. Simedog. :)