Click on a label to read posts from that part of the world.
Valentine's Idea: Join the Mile High Club!
If the idea of getting freaky while you're miles in the air turns you on, then maybe chartering a flight should be on your short list of things to do for Valentine's. Surprisingly (or not), a small but growing market for people wanting to get their high-altitude lovin' on has emerged recently. Featuring comfy, private spaces -- big enough for rolling around but small enough for two (give or take) -- charter flights for people wanting to join the mile high club have sprung up all over. For example:
- In Georgia, Mile High Atlanta charges $299 for an hour-long flight in a Piper Cherokee Six. In addition to private time, participants get to swig from a complimentary bottle of champagne and "keep your sheets as a souvenir of this special event." For that kind of money, laundry services should be included.
-
In the UK, Mile High Flights launches from Gloucestershire on a twin-engined Piper Aztec. After receiving champagne and strawberries, couples board their private love jet and cruise a mile in the sky. Prices range from £250 for a "Quickie" (30 minutes), and go up to £750 for a "VIP" (90 minutes). Upon conclusion, participants get a certificate. What? No sheets!?
-
Don't like tiny planes? Maybe you have several girlfriends? Chicago's classily-named Boomboom Plane has a 20-seat jet available for charter. You get what you pay for, I guess, as the Boomboom Plane goes for $1000/hour.
-
Mile High AZ ("We're just plane naughty!") charges $600 for 90 minutes -- after you pay the $150 annual due.
-
Cincinnati's Flamingo Air offers 1-hour flights, a private curtained cabin, champagne, chocolates and "one very discreet pilot" for $299.
Afraid of heights? Drop me an email and I'll drive you around South Florida for $100/hour!
Filed under: Airlines, Holiday Ideas
Reader Comments (Page 4 of 4)
James Nall Mar 7th 2007 9:06PM
Want a cheap entry into the MILE HIGH CLUB? The parking lot at Clingman's Dome in the GREAT SMOKEY MOUNTIANS NATIONAL PARK is over 1 mile above sea leval. They don't charge a dime and a 12 pack of BUD is less than $15.00.
Ben Dover Feb 12th 2007 9:56AM
To all you prudes who say this is vile and vulgar: Obviously you are repressed and need to "live and let live" I'm sure some of you who are chastising the mile highers have plenty of skeletons in your own closet, i.e. extramarital affairs, gay encounters you are ashamed to admit to, and who knows what else. Most of us live in glass houses and "he who is without sin should cast the first stone" I enjoyed my 35,000 foot sex immensly and would recommend it to all. Just be careful of the turbulence. If a mouth is in the wrong place it can lead to severe genital damage. Cindy, YOU RULE!
Ron Feb 12th 2007 8:08PM
Opinions are like assholes, everybody has one. Welcome to the new world.
James Nall Feb 11th 2007 8:21PM
Want a cheap entery into the MILE HIGH CLUB? The parking lot at Clingman's Dome in the GREAT SMOKEY MOUNTIANS NATIONAL PARK is over 1 mile high. They don't charge a dime and a 12 pack of BUD is less than $15.00.
Lisa Feb 11th 2007 9:03PM
I'm sitting here reading all your comments. It's hysterical. Why do people even give a crap what other people do with their bodies and their money. They're having a good time, their not hurting anyone. Leave them alone. I wish I was flying around up there for an hour or TWO!!! Gotta add some diversity to your sex life. That's what keeps it alive.
Jessica Feb 11th 2007 9:00PM
I would LOVE to do this one day.....SOON!!! And if you say "get a life".....ummm, I have one!!! Having sex with the man I love!!!!
Talpaul Feb 11th 2007 9:05PM
H**l, Mile high club is old hat! I joined back in 54 in a two seater Piper! It's more dangerous in a small plane now days as there's more traffic in the air now than back then. So it's best to have a pilot that's not participating in the activity!
Older planes had a larger john then the more mod ones, and it was easier to get-it-on in them. After all it took some times over 20 hours to cross the big pond to Europe back in the days before the jets!
I have to find a willing hot chick with a hot air balloon pilot's license! Cars, planes, trains and boats have been checked off so far. Hey, its just part of life!
Bill Feb 12th 2007 2:44PM
Holy cow Meech - I can't beieve your narrow minded views. I have never had the opportunity to join the mile high club but think all people should be able to participate if they wish to. I am interested how people having sex can embarass others - unless they themselves are embarassed having sex - Meech you must lead a mighty lonely existence - can't watch TV, too many filthy shows - can't go to the movies, too many slummy(?)pictures and embarassed when you have sex. Your a sorry person.
Sue Feb 11th 2007 8:48PM
It's great!!! Been a member since 1986.
Sue Feb 11th 2007 8:56PM
At least, whenever I die, I can say that I have tried just about everything.
pat Feb 11th 2007 8:52PM
my girlfriend and i joined the mile high club, then then checked into a 5 star hotel, all on our honeymoon. im 49 and she is 27 and it was the most fantastic week for both of us. i suggest this for anyone who is reakky in love,
Sue Feb 11th 2007 9:00PM
Congrats, Pat. Hope that ya'll have a happy life together.
Sue Feb 11th 2007 10:58PM
Talpaul, if I had the license, you and I would be up, up, and away. LOL
J.J. Feb 11th 2007 11:06PM
This has to be the most sophmoric Valentine marketing ploy I have ever seen! Get a life? Get laid? Such intelligent comments. I agree that if you have to "get gigitiy wit it" in an airplane a mile high in the sky,then your self esteem suffers from a rot from within. This rot is infecting our society in ways that only history will be able to describe. Who in the hell wants to sit on a toliet after two "behinds" have been rutting like the piglets they are? Plu-eese!
cindy Feb 13th 2007 6:01PM
15.00 bucks for thigh highs and whipped cream is a far cry from the cost of an airline ticket to attempt to have wild sex while squeezing into a shoebox....and MJ, aren't you spending a little too much time worrying about me????......cindy
Zakk Label Feb 13th 2007 8:29PM
Cindy, Milehitia and Meech...if your in such disagreement with these arrangements, what are you even doing scoping out this website!? We don't nag you, don't nag us! ZakkLabel Society.
cindy Feb 14th 2007 9:27AM
Wow J.J., you sure put me in my place, (smiling in total amusement)...one could only hope to keep up with YOUR rhetoric of Mensa caliber!!!...cindy
mark Feb 14th 2007 12:28PM
LOOKING for an attractive ADVENTUROUS woman to join mein BUFFALO/Niagara Falls,NY.....18-58...No commitments or headaches...WINDOWS2U@aol.com