There are Motherf*ng Mice on This Plane

I couldn’t resist posting about this story given the current to-do over the new Sam Jackson film about Snakes on a Plane. In this case, the unwelcome co-travelers were mice rather than snakes. But isn’t that just as scary in a way? I mean, what happens when a bunch of mice on-board a plane start nibbling through the cables in the fuselage or cockpit? That’s bad, right? In this video report, we learn that there were dead mice in oxygen masks as well as live mice under the seats. People searching for left items beneath their seats found tasty little mice feces (no, those aren’t raisins). We learn from the story that there were maybe 900 to 1,000 mice onboard. And apparently, the American Airlines flight kept on going even after the first mice were discovered. What wold I have done? I’d have brought on 100 or so cats to get rid of the mice. Then, of course, I’d bring on 50 dogs to get rid of the cats, and 25 lions to get rid of the dogs. But that’s just me. Mr. problem solver.